Ed, Edd n Eddy A Twist of Ed Part II
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Chapter 1 The Evening After
As the sun was setting in Peach Creek, the Eds were upset that their plan to be rid of the Kanker Sisters for good failed. Eddy: This is all your fault, sockhead!
Edd: My fault! I wasn't the one sweating when we were tring to be rid of the Kankers once and for all, Eddy!
Eddy: You're the smart guy! I told you to think of something good and look what happened!
Ed: I'm cool like a chicken, guys!
Eddy: Shut up, Ed.
Just then, the Eds heard a familiar voice down the street.
Voice: Hiyah boys!
Eds: KANKERS!
Ed: Stay away from us, demons from hades!
May: We just came to return your book that you left.
Eddy: What book?
Marie: This book.
Marie pulls out the reverse phycolgy book that Edd had.
Edd: My book! Where did you find it?
Lee: In our room, after you ran away.
Eddy: Because you girls couldn't leave us alone!
Marie: No, it's because we love you guys so much!
Eddy: When will you girls get this through your heads!
We...don't...like...YOU!
Lee: What are you talking about?
Eddy: I'm talking about all the times you kidnapped us, took us into your house, and kissed us against our will!
Ed: It was so icky!
May: Because we love you.
Eddy: But we don't like you back! Seriously, when are you girls ever going to leave us Eds alone!
Lee: Never, because one day you three will marry us three and we'll live happily ever after!
This made Eddy very enraged.
Eddy: Look, get this through your thick skulls!
We never liked you, we don't like you, and we will never like you, NOR marry you, because you girls are so UGLY!
Kankers: (enraged) WHAT DID YOU SAY!
Eddy: You heard me Kankers! You're stupid, you're ugly and you always stink! You always think of us as our boy toys when we really not! So how about you go find some other boys to play with because WE DON'T LIKE YOU UGLY GIRLS!
Ed: So stay away from us, she-witches from hades!
Kankers: Fine with us!
Eddy: Fine!
Kankers: FINE!
(The Kankers walk away upset.)
Edd: Eddy, as much as I hate the Kankers, don't you think you were too rough on them?
Eddy: They desvered what they got, sockhead! Now they will leave us alone!
Edd:Yah,but I think we should say sorry to them.
Eddy:For what?It's best if those orge-faced demons just leaved us alone!