The Following Trailer Is Rated NM For No Mercy!


From the developer that is known for absolutely nothing else, comes the smash hit that taught millions of gamers that any evil, no matter how vile, can be stopped dead in its tracks by saying the magic word enough times.

Undertale!

When Frisk, a young child of indeterminate gender, rips off Alice In Wonderland and falls into a mysterious hole, he/she/it finds himself/herself/itself trapped in a world of monsters, evil flowers, and 1980s pixelation.

Journey through the Underground, a quirky kingdom inhabited by even quirkier residents, and bond with a mentally questionable cast of characters that make people from New Jersey look normal by comparison. Including: An obsessive goat woman, a psychotic flower, a psychotic fishwoman, a psychotic lizard nerd… Yeah, there are a lot of psychos in this game.

Experience a storyline that presents itself as pleasant and lighthearted as you help the people of the Underground with a variety of inane and cheesy life issues. Then, when you finally grow tired of going on dates and playing matchmaker to homo furries, discover a horrifying history of blood and death hiding just beneath the surface, and choose from one of three routes that will determine the fate of the world:

The Genocide Route, where you rip off God Of War and murder everyone and everything in sight.

The Neutral Route, where you vanquish evil and save the world, but get denied the good ending you deserve because of the game's bullshit morality system.

And the Pacifist Route, which denies the existence of evil, and removes any sense of weight and responsibility by allowing you to save the universe and bring about a perfect world by hugging it out with a deranged, genocidal monster who want to kill you and everyone you love, in the most patronizing, unrealistic true ending to a game ever. Except for the Dog ending from Silent Hill II, that was fricken weird.

So plunge headfirst into the RPG where you can either be a a bloody herald of the Apocalypse, or a hippie messiah, allowing both idealistic idiots and murderous psychopaths to play out their fantasies to the fullest; in a gameplay experience that literally has something for everyone, except normal people who don't want to be stuck on either end of this bullshit spectrum.

Starring:

Caitlyn Jenner- Frisk

Little Shop Of Horrors- Flowery

Stockholm Syndrome- Toriel

Skeletor- Papyrus

Spider-Woman- Muffet

Bad Time Simulator- Sans

King Goat Dad- Asgore

Aquanut- Undyne

Goat Gandhi- Asriel

That annoying nerd from High School that you wanted to strangle- Alphys


BullShittale!

I'm surprised Undertale doesn't have a sequel where you travel to the past and prevent WWII by giving Hitler a bouquet of flowers.