Deliver us from Spencer 2

Glen's POV

Aye!! It's Monday Night Football. I'm chillin in my living room with my buddies: Aiden, and Clay. We all became friends when we became the significant others of 3 out of the 4 Carlin sisters. I'm the husband of Kyla. Clay is with Chelsea - the adopted sister and Aiden is with Madison. There is only one thing standing in the way of total bliss for all of us.

OK, So back to the football me and my guys, we have some chips and beer, all that Macho food. We r just having a good time. Then my wife comes in carrying tubs of cubular food. "Hey Baby." I say gesturing to the fruit. "Thats really nice of you but we already have food here."

She looks at me like i'm crazy and says "What are you guys doing here?"

I give her the same look back and say "What does it look like we're doing Ky? We're tryna watch the game babe."

"My book club is meeting here tonight." She states

"But Babe remember when we talked last month, You said it was okay if we watched the game."

She says, "Oh yeah, well Spencer changed all that. She was supposed to let you guys know."

"Well she didn't." I deadpan

Madison walks in with some more food, "Hey," she spots us and her face drops "its the men" she states

Chelsea comes in and asks us if we're joining thier book club. WTF, apperently it was gonna be "very enlightening".

I take a deep breath and say "Sweetie," i say gently, "would it be okay if you take your book club in the other room, because we are all settled in here."

"Well i guess that would be Ok." She gives in and i grin at her and give the guys high fives and everything. "I love you baby." Im smiling as i say this to Kyla. When SHE comes in with her tight ponytail and her stern face and her piercing blue eyes -

"NO, no we cannot take it in the other room, Clay, Glen, Aiden," Spencer greets us evenly. "Our book club is reading beloved and we're gonna need the television to wacth the film when we're done." she finishes with a smirk.

"Oh, Yeah that's right honey, we need the room." Kyla says

I stand up and glare at Spencer. "You did not tell me you wanted to use a room in my house Spencer."

And she gives it right back to me, "Well," she chuckles condescendingly. "I'm telling you right now Glen, and it is half my sisters house too. Community Property. See, 'cause I want Kyla to make a good impression on the book club, don't you?"

"No!" I say

"Excuse me" Kyla says with attitude and matching neck roll

"I-I mean yes" I state. I sit down defeated and Aiden pops up. "Look, we were here first, Spencer."

"Yes, But certainly the temporal proximity of our advents isn't determentive, Is it?" (A.N. I have no idea what that means and i hope i typed it right.)

Aiden looks confused before he composes himself, and says,"I'll get back to you on that."

"Yea." she scoffs.

Clay then hops up calmly. " you don't get to me with you 50 dollar words, Spencer," She rolls her eyes. Clay continues. "Now what would you say if i demanded you to leave this room."

"Yea." I say

"Yea." Aiden chimes in

"I would say that I find you particular brand of Crack very amusing." Spencer starts, "This isn't about a book vs. a foot ball game fells. Oh no. This is about Men vs. Women. Women who aspire to culture and men who aspire to scratch themselves. Women who bear the burdens in life and men who create those burdens. Women who uplift humanity and men uplift lapdances. If society weree left to the whims of men, we'd still be in caves carving pictures with our non - opposeable thinbs. So today, gentlemen is a day for civilized behavior. Today we women raise our voices against laziness, crudeness and play off games and that is it, End of story. The fat lady's singing - Out of the room." Spencer ends her little lecture. Oh wait there's some more to her rant. "By the way fellas, if any of that was lost upon you then i've just proven my point again. Excuse me." She walks out and into the kitchen.

I look at my wife. "Kyla! Baby! I am putting my foot down." Then I literally put my foot down to show that I mean business.

Need less to say we were kicked out of the room. What happened to the days when a man puts his foot down, it means something to people.

A.N. There will be Spashley people. Just be patient. Read and Review. Please. Don't make me have to beg.