Richelle Mead Owns Vampire Acadmey
"Daddy!"
I chuckle and look down at my twins, Alex and Sara.
"Yes?"
Sara elbowed Alex in his ribs he flinched and cleared his throat looking nervous.
I raised an eyebrow and Alex finally spoke, "Where do babies come from?"
I nearly chocked on my air! I wasn't expecting them to ask these questions at five years old.
I lay my western book on my lap. "Well um...there's like these white tadpoles and they um...go on an adventure to find a egg."
My kids looked awed by this and either of them sat on my lap.
Today of all days why does my wife Rose have to volunter for the night shift?
"And where do the white tadpoles come from?" Alex asked.
"Boys..." I trailed off. I'm terrible at this! His eyes widened he looked horrified!
"Then where do the eggs come from?" Sara asked worried.
"Girls..."
Her eyes looked horrified. They exchanged glances and screamed.
"Oh no! I don't wanna be a frog!"
"I don't wanna be a chicken!"
They jumped off my lap and ran around the house in panic.
These poor kids! But I couldn't help not feeling amused.
Rose is definatly going to kill me when she comes back home.
A/N: I know it's not my best work but this was a random idea that popped in my head. Hope you liked it. :D