A/N: So these are just going to be some short conversations between Sherlock and John (although some other characters could be included in the future). I would love any suggestions for what the next conversation should be so please leave one in a review! :D
1. Acid
John. -SH
John! -SH
JOHN! -SH
Yes alright Sherlock what is it? I'm at work. -JW
I need you to go out and get me some things from the store. -SH
Sherlock I'm working, I can't get up and leave just to go get you some stupid groceries. -JW
Why not? As far as I know no one is preventing you from doing exactly that. -SH
Because I'm actually working that's why. You know that thing where someone commits to doing a job for someone and receives money for it? -JW
Sarcasm doesn't suit you John. And it does nothing to prove your point. -SH
Can you please go to the store? -SH
No Sherlock I can't. And stop texting me, I have to get back to work, I've got patients waiting. If you need them so badly get off your lazy ass and get them yourself! -JW
I can't. -SH
Somehow I get the feeling that it's not that you can't, you just won't. -JW
No, John, I mean I physically can not go get them. -SH
Oh no, do I dare ask why? -JW
Currently my right foot is stuck in the wall. -SH
How- no actually, I don't even want to know. Ok fine, I'll be there in 5. -JW
Might want to make it 3, I think one of my experiments is starting to bubble over. -SH
Shit. Please tell me it's not the acid one. -JW
Difficult to tell at this distance but judging from the smell and the fact that there is now a small trace of smoke coming from the table I would venture to say yes, it is. -SH
I swear, you are going to be the death of me. On my way. -JW