A Hunter x Hunter Fanfic

I do not own H x H

Chapter 1- Preparations

Whale Island

Gon : Mito-san ! Grandma ! I can't wait for tonight's party!

Abe : Me too!

Mito : Gon, I think we should get ready for the preparations. We better go to the department store, quick! We've still got like 6 hours left for the party!

Gon : Don't need to be worry, Mito-san! Let the hunters settle the preparations!

Mito : Yare, yare….. So when will the hunters come?

Gon : Kaito-san told me they will be coming in half an hour.

Mito : I see…. So, what should we do now?

Gon : We should clean up and decorate our house nicely!

Mito : You got a point there, Gon… But who will handle the foods and drinks?

Gon : Kaito-san said it will be the gourmet hunters.

Mito : Wow, hunters are variety!

Gon : Yosh! Let's start!

Mito : Grandma, you should just rest.

Abe : Hai hai~

*Abe goes upstairs*


Mito : We could re-use last year's items. So that we won't be wasting money.

Gon : Are we still keeping those stuffs?

Mito : Yes, they are all in the bar's supply room. I'm gonna take the items, while you can do the rest. I'm counting on you, Gon!

Gon : Hai, Mito-san! Leave it to me!


Padeoka Department Store

Kikyo : Minaaaaa! Get all the things that you want to bring to the party! Don't even miss one valuable item!

Zoldycks : Haaaaaiiiiii !

Kikyo : Kalluto-chan, let's go to the clothing section!

Kalluto : Yes, mother.

*Kalluto and Kikyo teleports*

Silva : Yare yare…she's too extra. Killua, Illumi, Milluki, let us father and sons eat at a restaurant !

~silent~

Silva : *sigh* They left their father…again.

Zeno : Don't worry I'm here. Let us father and son sit on that bench. *points*

Silva : Huhhhh…ok


*Killua strolls around at the sweets section*

Killua : What should I buy?~~ Hmmmmm. What about that chocolate?

*He comes closer*

Killua : Which one does Gon likes? Hmmmmm let's find another one.. Aha ! What about this? Hmmmmmm…..I think I should ask Milluki for advice.

*Killua called Milluki*

Killua: Yo

Milluki: What do you want?!

Killua : I need your advice about finding the best chocolate. You're pro at this, right?

Milluki : Well, find the crispiest and the darkest chocolate. Don't forget to check the expiring date.

Killua : Ah,, thanks pig-chaaaaan~~

Milluki : YOU BAST-

*Killua ends the call*

(After half an hour strolling)

Killua: I've decided! This one shoud be the best! All I've to do is…. *smirk*

*Killua takes every chocolate in the row*

*His trolley cannot fit the chocolates*

Killua : Mah, this should be just fine!

*Everyone stares at him*

Killua : WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!


*Milluki goes to a free food testing stall*

Milluki : Woaaaaaahh *saliva rolls* That ramen looks delicious! *points*

Stall lady : 1 bowl costs 2 jenny! Do you want to try?

Milluki : Of course! *eats every bowl of ramen in the stall*

Stall lady : Uhhmm s-sir…

(Several minutes later)

Milluki : I'm done here!

Stall lady : All of that huh…..well, everything costs 500 jenny!

Milluki : Thank you for the food. * walks away*

Stall lady : Wait! You've not paid yet! *sweats*

Milluki : Oh, it's very rude of me..

Stall lady : pheeww

Milluki : To not bow.

Milluki : *bow humbly* Thank you for the food!~~

Stall lady : SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR !

*Milluki is gone*

Stall lady : Huh…that boy is too fast…..and he ate everything without paying! How am I suppose to get a good salary?!


*Illumi is calling Hisoka*

Illumi : So, what should I get for you tonight?

Hisoka : Pink gums!~~

Illumi : Is that all?

Hisoka : That's all~~

Illumi : See you tonight then, bye

Hisoka : Bye- bye!~~

*call ends*

Illumi : Guess I should go to the sweets section.

*Illumi goes to the sweets section*

Killua : Wait, isn't that Ilumi-nii? I better hide. *hides behind a shelf*

Illumi : Pink gums…where are you?

Killua : Pink gums?! Illumi-nii like pink gums?! This is weird..

Illumi : Aha! I found you, pink gums. *takes five jars* this should be enough. It's time to go back.

Killua : Well, I should go back as well…*turns behind* *gasps*

Illumi : Killu, stalking people is bad.

Killua : Since when you're behind me?!

Illumi : Who knows. Come on Killu, let's go back.

Killua : A- ahh…

Kikyo : Everything looks good on you!~~

Kalluto : Yes, mother.

Kikyo : I would like to take all of them!~

*Cashier stuffs every clothes from the whole shelf in a box*

Cashier : Thank you very much ! Everything costs 600 jenny !

Kikyo : Huh? Why do I need to pay?~

Cashier : E-eh?

Kikyo : When I said I would like to take all, you replied thank you very much. I see no problem there ~ Let's go Kalluto- chaaaan!

Kalluto : Yes, mother.

Cashier : Waaaaaaaaiiiitttt!

*They're gone*


Nostrade Mansion

Kurapika : We should get ready! The party is in 3 hours left! Everyone quick!

Melody : But Kurapika,,you're not doing anything.

Kurapika : Hmmm….you know what ? You're right.

Kurapika : Now everyone, show me what you're gonna bring tonight!

Basho : I got a golden collection of beautiful haikyus

Melody : I got a brand new flute.

Dalz : A hip-hop radio.

Linsenn : A traditional robe.

Schach : An expensive pair of shoes.

Squala and Eliza: Books.

Baise : Kylie's lipsticks.

Kurapika : Hmmmmm looks like we're all clear!

Neon : Wait you didn't ask me!

Kurapika : Oh Neon-sama, what will you bring then?

Neon : Puppy dolls! *shows*

Squala : Awwwwwww that's so cute~ Is that for me?

Neon : No way! *sticks out tongue*

Squala : che…..

Schach : Man don't be down over furry toys! There will be something nicer you could trade tonight.

Squala : *sigh* you're right…

Neon : Where's dad anyway?

Melody : Master won't be attending tonight. He's a busy man.

*Neon frowns*

Neon : I WANT DADDY RIGHT NOW

Bodyguads : Oh man….


*Kurapika pulls out her phone*

Melody : Who are you gonna call?

Kurapika : Leorio

Melody : Oh the doctor.

*Kurapika calls Leorio*

Kurapika : Yo

Leorio : Kurapikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Kurapika : Gosh Leorio you're so loud!

Leorio : What are you gonna bring to the party?

Kurapika : It's a secret.

Leorio : Seriously?! Hmmmm….who're you gonna trade with?

Kurapika : It's a secret.

Leorio : WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

Kurapika : It's a secret.

Leorio : *sigh* Ja, meet you at Gon's house then. Jana!

Kurapika : Ok. Bye.

*Call ends*

*Kurapika chuckled*


Meteor City

Chrollo : Mina san , are you ready to go?

Phantom Troupe members : Hai !

Chrollo : We should be leaving now. Is everyone ready with the items that you're gonna bring there?

Phantom Troupe members : Hai !

Chrollo : There will be competitions at the party tonight. Most of the competitors are hunters. I want everyone in Phantom Troupe to show what we've got and beat the heck out of them. Got it?

Phantom Troupe members : Hai !

Uvogin : But Chrollo sama…

Chrollo : Hn?

Uvogin : Are we allowed to kill people?

Chrollo : No.

Uvogin : Che….that's not fun :(

Chrollo : Try to get yourself fun then.

Nobunaga : *pats Uvo* but you can smash people.

Uvogin : Thanks.

Machi : Seriously who ever thought about killing people in a party?!

*Shalnark, Shizuku, Uvogin and Pakunoda raise hand*

Machi : Wow.

Shizuku : Who will come to the party tonight?

Pakunoda : Probably most of them are Gon's friends since this party will be on his homeland.

Chrollo : Cha cha~ We've got no time to loose.

Phantom Troupe members : Hai !

*They left*


TO BE CONTINUED

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