Mario and Luigi's trial

by Mojoblackwhite

Mario and Luigi get caught for all the crimes they committed and they are put on trial. Will they be executed? or will they be saved? read to find out!

1. Mario's Trial

Mario and Luigi's Trial and execution

Mario stood in a fancy courtroom with lots of guards from Dark Land. Bowser 'kidnapped' (You'll find out later why Bowser doesn't get in trouble) the princess. Mario went to rescue her but, he was capture by Border security and he was arrested for illegally entering the country and the other attempted murders of the Koopa king and other crimes like murdering Koopas and toads and other species and tons of other crimes too numerous to mention and it basically led to this.

"The court is now in progress!" shouted the Koopa Judge on the far end of the room.

"Mario!" he shouted "Did you attempt to kill the Koopa king a total of 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times?"

"NO! I am a hero and I didn't do it" Mario protested.

"Yes, you did" shouted Bowser and his lawyer.

Mario couldn't say anything to veto it so he sat back down and reluctantly confessed.

"Mario!" came the Judge's voice again. "Did you kill a total of 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000" Koopas as well?"

"OF COURSE, I DID! THEY'RE EVIL!" Shouted Mario.

Unfortunately, Mario just realised what he did, He shouted it out loud and it was taken as evidence.

"also, did you kill numerous toads as well"

"…" Mario didn't reply

"DID YOU!" shouted the Judge who was really sick and tired.

"Mario would never do such a thing!" shouted the toad Lawyer.

"False! False! False! False! False! False! False! False! False!" said the Judge. "we have evidence! For all those crimes!"

A Dark Land guard brought out a TV and a VHS player and plopped one of the 96 tapes into the player (do those things still exist? I have not seen one for bloody ages)

It showed footage on CCTV cameras of Mario jumping on Koopas, Jumping on Toads, illegally entering Dark Land without a VISA or passport and attempting to Kill the Koopa King and lots of other crimes.

"Can you confess now?" said the Koopa lawyer

"yes…"

"OK, now, what does the Jury think?"

"We find him to be GUILTY"

"Thanks, Mario, as your punishment for these numerous crimes, You ARE TO BE EXECUTED!"

Oh Dear, that doesn't sound good but, that's what he gets for beating the s**t out the Koopa king and those Toads and Koopas and other species. Those innocent creatures.