Four o'clock in the Afternoon

by Quartic Moose

"There was a very curious noise coming from the Fuhrer's office, something between bellowing and whistling, with a kind of sneeze in the middle. Hawkeye had never heard anything like it." Warning: Contains Pun. Drabble series! Now up: Misadventures of Colonel Bitesized

1. Twas Brillig

A very curious noise was coming from the Fuhrer's office, something between bellowing and whistling, with a kind of sneeze in the middle. Stepping inside, Riza Hawkeye saw the Elric brothers trying to corral some truly bizarre chimeras.

"What…?"

"Well," Alphonse responded, arms full of badger/lizards that reminded Riza of corkscrews, "some of them are Wrath's raths."

"…what?"

"Wrath's raths." Edward repeated, nodding towards one green pig with a ribbon, which read: Mome raths – looking for home. "We're not sure about the others. Oh! Watch your step, the Colonel went and drank something and we haven't seen him since."