Part of a drabble trade-off between John-SP150 and I. I'll post the other parts later, if anyone cares to read them.
South Park © Matt Stone and Trey Parker
"You know what makes me mad, Kenny?"
"No, but you're going to tell me, right?"
"When people assume that a boy and a girl can't be friends without being secret fuckbuddies. Just...urgh. So anti-feminist and chauvinistic. I mean look at you and I."
"What about us?"
"Exactly! So why can't everyone else see that we're just good friends?"
"Yeah. We're awesome friends, aren't we?"
"Yeah-It's great that we've become so close lately.
"Yeah...I mean, look at us: last night, sitting under a blanket, watching videos..."
"Right an-"
"And going out to that fancy restaurant you like"
"Well, you deserved a treat."
"And playing spin the bottle with just two people."
"Well, I guess I did have a bit too much to drink-"
"And you kissing me."
"I-"
"And me giving you that hickey on your-"
"Kenny!"
"What?"
"...Just shut up and kiss me."
"With pleasure."