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DEW Challenge: purple. Castiel fears the worst when Dean encounters an unusual creature. 100 word drabble. Crack!Fic.
Written for the 'Drabbles Every Weekend' challenge at SPN BigPretzel on LiveJournal. You should come visit, it'll eat you up regardless of your body's ability to reflect light at specific wavelengths!
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The Purple People Eater
"A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater, sure looks strange to me" – 'The Purple People Eater', Sheb Wooley
Dean cooed at the small, single-eyed, unicorn-like creature. "I've never see anything like it."
"I thought they'd died out fifty years ago," replied Castiel tersely, grabbing Dean's arm before he could approach.
"It's kinda cute."
"You won't say that if it gets its teeth into you. It's a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater."
"But it's not... Ah!"
"Exactly; their numbers dwindled after wiping out their food source."
"Let's finish it," growled Dean.
"Calm down," warned Castiel. "Flushed pink is close enough."
Dean took a breath and hefted his machete.
"And whatever you do, don't let it sing," shuddered Castiel.
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