WAYS TO ANNOY ANNOYING CATS!
(Hollyleaf goes up to Berrynose)
Hollyleaf: Hi Berrynose, guess what?
Berrynose: What?
Hollyleaf: I'm expecting your kits!
Berrynose: WHAT!? We are not mates!
Hollyleaf :( looks sad) I thought you'd be pleased
Berrynose: Um I guess I am. Have you checked with Leafpool yet?
Hollyleaf: Yes, and with Jayfeather and when I saw Willowshine at the gathering she confirmed it too. Bye Sweetie!
(Berrynose is on his way to see Leafpool when Cinderheart stops him)
Cinderheart: Hello, I was wondering if I could have a word with you. In private, NOW
Berrynose: O-okay
Cinderheart: Let's go into the forest, what I have to say is not for all ears, yet
Berrynose: What is it?
Cinderheart: I was just told some great news! I'm going to have your kits! Are you pleased?
Berrynose: OH WHAT!? Oh my, oh Starclan, that's
Cinderheart: Good? Hope your pleased Berrynose even if I'm not
(Cinderheart leaves)
(Berrynose goes back to camp when Honeyfern and Poppyfrost stop him
Honeyfern and Poppyfrost: We're both going to have your kits Berrynose isn't that awesome!?
(Berrynose runs away into the forest and meets Hazeltail)
Berrynose: Hazeltail, I really don't know what to do
Hazeltail: Me neither, oh Berrynose, what are we going to tell the clan?
Berrynose: huh?
Hazeltail: No brother and sister have ever had kits before!
Berrynose: YOU TOO!?
(Berrynose runs back to camp and is stopped by Mousefur)
Mousefur: I've just been told about Hollyleaf, stick to having kits with one queen won't you?
Berrynose; I never meant to! It's not as if I love any of them.
Mousefur: But I love you and I'm having your kits too, but I want to be the only one!
Berrynose: YOU'RE HAVING KITS!? You of all cats, you're an elder for Starclan's sake
Mousefur: I thought you loved me! I love you so much but all you are is a lump of she-cat loving DUNG, we are no longer mates, I will never share a piece of fresh kill with you again, or sleep by your side, Longtail is now my best friend! He's a much worthier mate!
(Mousefur stalks away)
(Longtail walks up to Berrynose)
Longtail: it's always so exciting having new kits in the clan; I just heard that your mate is going to have kits! I never knew that you were hanging out with a she-cat!
(Berrynose storms off in a tiff, he runs into Thornclaw)
Berrynose: Oh Thornclaw, I'm going to be a father
Thornclaw: WHAT, you mean you know all ready that I'm going to have your kits?
Berrynose: B-but your a flaming tom for crying out loud! Its not possible, its just a dream, just a dream
(Berrynose screeches and runs to where Leafpool, Jayfeather and Firestar are sharing a mouse)
Berrynose: LEAFPOOL, JAYFEATHER, is it true that Hollyleaf, Honeyfern, Cinderheart, Poppyfrost, Hazeltail, Thornclaw and Mousefur are ALL expecting my kits?
(Leafpool and Jayfeather nod)
Firestar: Berrynose, it is not good to have so many mates, what will your mother think? It's a disgrace to Thunderclan, please find ONE mate and stick with her! It's mean, disloyal and stupid, you do deserve to be called BERRY-STUMPY-TAIL! Grrr.