"Kanda, you bastard!" Lavi roared while pushing in on Kanda's door, entering without knocking or any sort of warning.

"Lavi, I'm going to rip you limb from limb if you don't GET the FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM." Was said in reply by the more than half naked swordsman.

Lavi halted his expedition into the unknown when his eye fell on Kanda, more than a little discombobulated by the sight; he hesitantly covered his other eye and continued yelling. It probably wasn't his best choice, he can't see an oncoming attack—which is inevitable.

"Where the hell is Allen? Did you tie him up in the basement again?!" Lavi's voice wavered and was less than yelling when he finished his question. Kanda—who now was wearing pants—unsheathed Mugen and began thrashing around wildly. Ladies and gentlemen, do we here all know Kanda goes commando? Well, he wasn't wearing pants.

"Why the FUCK would I tie him up again?! GET OUT." Kanda raged on, not realizing the door had closed, and Lavi was begging for him to stop so he could open the door.

"YUU I NEED TO STOP TRYING TO HURT ME FOR ONE SECOND SO I CAN LEAVE."

"DON'T CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME, BAKA!"

Lavi, you stupid, stupid hansom man. Kanda suddenly stopped, froze, and looked towards the door. "Kanda? You okay?" Lavi asked, bent over and panting.

"Shh." Was his reply.

He had stopped to listen to an odd noise. He claimed it sounded like a dying animal. Lavi heard it too. "It's one of Komui's robots. We're doomed!"

"Che." Kanda retrieved a shirt from his dresser and set out to investigate.

"Wait for me!" Lavi yelped, but he didn't have very far to catch up. Kanda opened his door to find a peculiar blue box blocking his way out.

"Che." Was said, then he tried pushing on it, and then more curse words were said. "Lavi."

"Yeah?" Lavi panted.

"I need you to push on this thing."

"Are you asking me for help?" Lavi asked, over joyed with the phenomena.

"No."

"Yes you are."

"Fine."

"I'm not going to let you live this day down! Aha!"

"Shut up and push."

Push came to shove, and they couldn't get it to budge. Lavi reduced to yelling about it. "HELLO? CAN ANYONE HEAR US? WE'RE STUCK BEHIND THIS…THING."

"Baka."

"OH SORRY." Yelled back a British accent. Kanda thought instantly that this had Allen written all over it.

Then came the most surprising bit to the two exorcists. The blue box disappeared, and then appeared again a few feet away. It made the noise again. It was too much for Lavi. He just stood there wide eyed and didn't move. Kanda on the other hand, readied Mugen.