Kyle Broflovski woke disoriented with a migraine in. . . . Cartman's bedroom? The massive blob of Cartman's gelatinous form blurred into Kyle's view.
"Come on Jew we're going to Raisins with the guys," said Cartman.
Kyle puzzled retorted, "When were those plans made?"
Cartman was quite exasperated at Kyle," God dammit Jew! We have planned this for weeks! Now get your pants on!"
Kyle only just realized that he was pant-less on Cartman's bed. He now remembered what had happened and shuddered strongly. He and Cartman had engaged in . . . relations. Kyle had fallen into Cartman's trap. Cartman told him that he had converted to Judaism and he . . . celebrated. Kyle put on his clothes and his forest green hat that he had had since his extremely early childhood. Cartman and him walked downstairs were Kyle picked up a coca-cola and Cartman made himself Powdered Donut Pancake surprise. When they heard a car, horn outside they strolled out to Stan's jet black Ford Escape minivan. In the car there was Stan and Wendy in the front, Kenny and the newest whore, Allison, and now Kyle and Cartman. Butters was chasing after the car too. When they arrived at Raisins, they were seated promptly by Mercedes, who immediately focused on Kenny's attention. Wendy violently exclaimed to Stan:
"Stan if you look at any of these floozies, I'll make your life a living hell, and I'll leave you!"
Stan nodded distractedly; he was staring into the vicinity of Kyle's face. Cartman pointed out that Kenny and Allison were missing and inquired their whereabouts.
"Probably getting STD's behind the dumpster in the back!" exclaimed Stan.
Everyone at the table laughed wildly. As the night came to a close Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Wendy walked home because Kenny had the keys and no one wanted to interrupt his affairs, as if that was an option!
Authors Note:
So first chapter of first story is done. I guess mediocre, but I digress. Anyway…. Whatever..