An average guy is walking down a sidewalk, when he suddenly spots a life-sized bronze statue of Link from "The Legend of Zelda" in a nearby park. The guy is so astounded by this discovery that he stops walking and says, "Wow! A statue of Link?! Here in Northern New Jersey?! That's rare. I'd better get a picture of this and show it to my buddies!" The guy heads over to the Link statue, which has a sword in its left hand and a shield around the right arm. The guy then takes out a digital camera and prepares to take a photo of the statue—unaware of a sign nearby that reads "NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY." When the guy presses the button on the camera, it flashes…and the statue's arms suddenly move! It then jerks its attention to the guy, who is now shocked and confused by this that he says, "What the f—?!" Before the guy could finish his exclaiming, the Link statue thrusts its sword through his chest. Some blood flows out of the guy's mouth before he weakly utters "Why me…?" and drops dead. After that, the Link statue calmly wipes the blood off the sword before resuming its statue pose.
(A/N: I know this is short and kind of smushed together, but it's a Robot Chicken sketch idea I came up with back in 2015. To this day, I think it has potential to become a REAL sketch on the show one day.)