PN: Uhh, so ya these were all written by my brother, Annoying-la! This is his first story, which has no title. Here goes!
One day while watching television, Squint-la started to wonder about what the bones characters do in their free time. Then, out of nowhere, she and her brother were at the Jeffersonian. They were all just finished working on a case and Cam started violently spewing her guts out. They rushed to the phone to call a doctor and all of a sudden Dr. Cullen walked in and started flirting with Naomi from paleontology. Then Cam knocked him down with a violent spew of last nights pork chops and blackberry pie. (PN: ew!!) He got up and screamed a noise resembling EXACTLY that of an extremely frightened four-year-old. He ran as fast as a bullet into the decontamination shower and didn't come out until they had to drag him by his (nearly severed at this point) ear. He then said that Cam had serofrighaniangigthimlycanolysorgmangigfrigahitis. None of them knew what that meant until Brennan leaned out of her office and told them a really long, boring, and drawn out description that in the end really meant weak fever. "How does that explain the violent vomiting?!?" Cam asked. Brennan shrugged and was suddenly blown on her back by something that none of them could see.
END OF PART 1
Conversational buzzing broke out between everyone while a large crash was heard from the Egyptian room. Everyone looked to see barney die and fall THROUGH THE FLOOR onto Max Keenan who was teaching a kindergarten class about life at sea. Only two words. He's Broken. But nobody saw that 'cause they were too busy looking at the random wormhole in the autopsy room. Then the alarm went off and atop the body bed they found a small, winded, blue hedgehog. He ran back into the wormhole and everyone looked in after him and got beat up by red and green turtles. Then Carlisle bit Naomi and they went home and a few seconds later Esme comes back and dumps her on the floor where Zack kneels down and starts making out with her.
END OF PART 2
PN: So yeah, this is Annoying-la's first story!! Yay Annoying-la!! Anyways, look back for more mini-stories by Annoying-la!! And don't hate me because I didn't write them!!