Warning: Re-done version of this story. Better grammar is in this story.
This is just a one-shot. It came to me in the form of daydreaming while I was doing my chores. Yeah, sad I know…anyways onward and upward, as they say!
Today we join Sasuke and Mikoto in the kitchen of their house in the Uchiha Compound. Sasuke is sitting in his favorite high chair, while Mikoto is sitting in a chair across from him, trying to get him to say mom or mommy.
"Come on, Sasuke. You can say it! Say Mommy!" encouraged the raven haired beauty.
"Mada! Mada!" The eleventh-month-old boy said.
"KYA! WHY WON'T HE SAY MOMMY? HE'S SAID DADDY 3 TIMES NOW!" cried Mikoto in frustration.
"Daddy! Daddy!" Sasuke said, while clapping his hands and giggling.
Six (almost seven, in a month) year old Itachi, who happened to be walking by, said, "Make that five times, mom."
"Mm..." Mikoto pouted, and then asked Itachi, "I can't win with him, can I?"
Itachi looked at Sasuke with the all-up-in-your-face kind of look. Then, he actually did the all-up-in-your-face. He was, like, one inch from Sasuke's face.
Then, Sasuke, finding that funny, laughed and grabbed his nose. And decided he didn't want to let go of Itachi's nose. Itachi tried pulling away, and only succeeded after Sasuke decided to let go.
He has one hell of a grip…as dad says, thought Itachi while he rubbed his nose.
"It...Ita…Itac…Itacki!" Sasuke said, completely getting Itachi's name wrong…well at least Itachi thought Sasuke completely got his name wrong.
"GRR! Why can he say your name almost right when he can't even say MOMMY?" Mikoto started to cry again. Itachi, feeling uncomfortable with tears, walked out of the room.
"Mada? Mada? MADA!" Sasuke started bawling because he saw that him mother was crying. Therefore, when Fugaku came in the room, he saw a crying Mikoto holding a crying Sasuke, and an empty bowl of recently ate cereal that must have been Itachi's.
"What's going on here?" Fugaku asked Mikoto.
"He won't say MOMMY!" cried Mikoto.
Fugaku, looking skeptical, said, "Of course he says mommy. He won't STOP saying it when I hold him! Give him to me." Mikoto then handed Sasuke over to her husband.
"Sasuke, say daddy." Fugaku demanded, as Sasuke stopped crying because his mom was no longer crying.
"Mommy!" Sasuke shouted then giggled. You can see Mikoto do an anime fall in the background.
"See, what did I tell you? Now, Sasuke, say mommy." said Fugaku, getting a kick out of his wife's reaction.
"Daddy!" Sasuke said.
"Fugaku," asked Mikoto, "What is wrong with our son?"
Fugaku looked thoughtful for a few seconds then answered, "He just got Mommy and Daddy mixed up. Say daddy, he says mommy. Say mommy, he says daddy. I don't know why though…"
"I think it must have something to do with Itachi...speaking of which have you heard Itachi's nickname yet?" Mikoto asked.
"No, what is it?" responded Fugaku.
Mikoto, picking up Sasuke, told him to say Itachi.
Sasuke looked confused when she said to say Itachi. It was mainly because he didn't know who Itachi was.
But then Itachi walked in again, because he heard his name being said, and asked, "What?"
Mikoto replied by saying nothing while Sasuke laughed and pointed to Itachi while saying, "Itacki! Itacki!"
Itachi then glared at Sasuke and said (yelled), "Get it right, IT'S ITACHI! CHI! NOT CKI!"
Sasuke blinked then looked at Itachi, "Itac-hi?" Itachi then proceeded to smack his forehead while Fugaku and Mikoto laughed at Sasuke's talking troubles.
Ok, so basically what I was trying to say with that last attempt at Sasuke saying Itachi's name is that instead of saying "Itacki" again, he said "Itac" with hi at the end. Like the way you say hi to your friends. So yeah, that was what I was getting at.
ANYWAYS, hoped you enjoyed that crazy one-shot!
Critiques and Comments welcomed!