Okay my other fanfic I'm putting on hold, so those who are waiting for a new chapter, sorry. This story is based off of the boy meets world episode when there was a killer in the school. I always thought it would be funny, so hey, here it is. Rate, comment, critisize. I don't give a fuck. (Looks at Moka and Tsukune tied up and gagged.)

Bet you won't censor me now huh?


Chapter 1: Class session

We join Tsukune and friends at Youkai academy, in Ririko Kagome's Math class. But Something seems different between Tsukune and Our favorite Vampire Moka. Not only are they sitting away from each other they're not even acknowledging each other's existence.

Flashback

A few days ago, Tsukune promised Mizore He'd go out with her to the skating rink. But before he got the chance, Inner Moka, wielding Belmont, walks up to him.

"Where do you think you're going Tsukune?" said Moka

"I promised Mizore I'd go to skating with her. Why do you ask?" said Tsukune

Hearing this did not put Moka in a good mood. Inner Moka had finally aknowledged the feelings she has for Tsukune, even though she hasn't told anyone yet. The way she sees it, Tsukune Belongs to her and her alone. And having him go around dating other girls was unacceptable.

"Have you forgotten about your training? You don't have time for dates." said Moka

"I'm sorry. But I can't back out now. Mizore's my friend. I can't abandon her." replied Tsukune

"You will if you know what's good for you. Now follow me."

"Wait a minute. What do you mean by that?"

"I mean if you don't come with me right now, you will regret it. Now come on. We have work to do."

"Are you kidding me? You're threatening me for having fun with one of our friends? You cannot be serious."

Moka begins to get irritated by his attitude. She walks up to him and grabs his collar bringing his face close to hers.

"I'm dead serious. You are not allowed to go out with anyone. Is that understood?"

"No it's not! What's the matter with you? You actually want me to abandon my friend? Sorry, but that's not the kind of person I am. Now let go of me." Tsukune removs her hand from his collar. Moka feeling disrespected, slaps Tsukune across the face.

"How dare you speak to me this way? You are nothing but a snack and unless you want me to bleed you dry, you will do as I say. Now I'm telling you for the last time. Follow me." Moka orders Tsukune. Tukune looks toward her with an angry look.

"What the hell is your problem?! I never did anything wrong! I already said I'm going with Mizore! And if something like this is such a pain in the ass for you then... Then why don't you just train by yourself?! I'm through being your punching bag! Now just leave me alone!"

"How many times do I have to tell you-"

"And another thing! Stop talking to me like that! Not only are you not my mother, you're not my master, and I'm not your damn snack! And at this point, I'm not even sure you're my friend! So how about this? You do things your way and I'll do it mine. I'm never talking to you again."

Moka feels her heart sink after hearing those words. The one person she trusted and loved more than anything, hated her. And because of her temper to boot. Tsukune turns away from Moka, and walks to meet Mizore, not looking back even once. Moka falls to her knees, as the last thing Tsukune says is repeated through her mind. Tears run down her cheeks as regret and sadness take control of her. The only thing she could say was

"Tsukune."

The next day, Outer Moka confronts Tsukune about What he said to Inner Moka. And wondered why he was so rude. Tsukune was upset that she would defend her inner self when she was the one who crossed the line. Moka replied that her inner self was only trying to help. But after a while Tsukune said that he did not want to speak to either Moka's at this point and walked away, leaving a very hurt Moka.

End Flashback:

"It's all my fault that he's avoiding us. I shouldn't have acted that way. I'm sorry Naive one." said Inner Moka

"It's alright. Don't beat yourself up about it." said Outer Moka

"Hey Moka. Why are you still in my seat? Haven't you made up with Tsukune yet?" Said Kurumu walking up to Moka.

"No. I tried but he won't even look at me. Maybe It would be better if I gave him some space."

"No it isnt. Your little fight is having severe ramifications on me!"

"Oh ramifications. Nice words Juggy." said Mizore walking up to the pair.

"Kurumu, that's a pretty big word. Congradulations. Oh and here's the homework you've been missing." Said Kagome, walking behind Kurumu and carrying her missed assignments

"See? Now sensei knows I'm in class!" exclaimed Kurumu.

"It's only temperary Kurumu. I can't stand to be near him right now. Everything about him makes me feel horrible for what my other self said. Everything he does, excites me. The way he moves, the way he breathes. Even the way his shirt lifts up when he reaises his hand." said Moka

"Thank you for reminding my why I traded seats. But really Moka, you should try to make up with Tsukune before he begins to hate you." said Kurumu

"Something tells me it may be too late for that." Thought Moka. All her thoughts were thrown aside when she noticed and brunnete named Kendra, speaking to Tsukune, asking for a pencil.

"What does that hussy think she's doing? She acts as if Tsukune is a free agent." Thouht Outer Moka. "Let me out. I'll handle this." said Inner Moka. Enraged and jealous Moka walks over and grabs Tsukune's hand and pulls off the Rosario. and her aura is released changing her into inner Moka.

"Get away from him Kendra! We are not spitting up it's just a little, trial separation! And don't think I don't know what borrow a pencil means, got it?! Nobody! Nobody borrows a pencil from Tsukune, But me!"

"Great. Moka's bothering me again. Wait what does she mean by trial separation? We weren't married!" Thought Tsukune

"I was just asking for a pencil! No need to get angry!" said Kendra

"I know what you were asking for, and if you ask again, I'll use that big pencil to carve out your heart! Understood Kenni?! Huh?!"

"Why is Inner Moka so angry?." Mizore said To Kurumu

"I don't know, but she's taking it harder that Outer Moka and Tsukune." said Kurumu

"Okay. Well, we will return to the love and the restless after a bief word from Sensei. And here's the word. Shut the hell up!" said Kagome, annoyed by the interuptions.

"Ririko sensei. I'm sure you can recall being insulted and stabbed in the back by your so called best friend." said Moka

"I didn't stab you! You stabbed me!!" exclaimed Tsukune

"Are you kidding me?! I'd rather stab myself before stabbing you! Kendra! Give me that pencil!"

"I don't have one! No thanks to you!" said Kendra

"SILENCE!!!" said Kagome, silencing everyone. "This class could not be anymore interested with the little querrals of it's students, than it is with whatever the hell it is I'm teaching! Akashiya! Aono! I expect the two of you to behave yourselves like adults would. Akashiya, to the left side of the classroom. Aono, to the right. Right now. Move it!"

"Sensei, please! It's just gonna make things worse between them!" said Kurumu

"I don't care! I'm trying to teach a class here! Now, Miss Kurono. Since you want to speak. Please answer this equation." said Kagome pointing to the board.

"You still haven't answered my question, sensei. You must know what it's like to be friends with a traitor!" said Moka, glaring at Tsukune

"What did you call me?! You're the trait-"

"QUIEEEEETEEE!!!!!!" screamed Kagome "If I hear one more crazy out burst out of any of you, then all of you kooks are going to detention!"

Just then, the janitor comes in. He was a pale, bony, and creepy old man. Everyone's eyes fall on him, all noise ceased. The janitor looks around at everyone inside. He then bends over and picks up the garbage can and dumps the trash. He takes one last, long look at the students, and leaves.

"And there goes my limit. When I call your name, please step forward and grab a detention slip." said Kagome

"For what?! We didn't do anything!" said Mizore

"Does it look like I care right now? And why don't you come up first miss Shirayuki?" said Kagome

Moka, Tsukune, Mizore, Kendra, & Kurumu walk up to get there slips. They were to report to dtention the minute School ends. Tsukune walks pas Moka, not looking at her even once, and Moka felt bad again for starting yet another fight with him.

Later...

Detention was held in Ririko sensei's classroom.

"I didn't think 2nd years still got detention." said Kurumu to Mizore

"They do when they act like 2 year olds." said Kagome, walking up to Kurumu

"They do when they act like 2 year olds." said Kurumu, mocking Kagome

"Miss Kurono. A little advice for the future. When one mocks someone, they should wait, until they're not looking right at them!"

"I'm not in my regular seat."

"This is detention, everyone. Which means no talking whatsoever." Kagome then heads toward the door leaving the students.

"Where are you going Sensei?" asked Tsukune

"I'm not in detention, mister Aono, so I don't really have to be here. But don't think just because I'm not here that I'm not keeping an eye on you all." with that Kagome tales her leave, while the students, are left unsupervised.

"And all I wanted was a pencil." said Kendra

"Shut up Kenni! You're lucky to even be here!" said Moka, her Rosario replaced

"Yeah, I really don't see it that way." replied Kendra

"Hey isn't Yukari in this class too?" asked Tsukune

"Yeah but she got sick, so she couldn't make it to school. Kokoa stayed to help her get better. You know those two are getting a little too close of you ask me." said Kurumu

Kurumu gets up from her seat and heads for the door.

"Hey where are you going?" asked Mizore

"If we're gonna be stuck here then there's no reason to run on an empty stomach. I'm going to my locker to get some snacks." Kurumu tries to turn the knob but it won't budge. "I don't believe it. Sensei locked us in."

"She can't do that! It's against the Geneva detention convention!" exclaimed Kendra

Kurumu hears someone coming down the halls and fears it's Kagome, so she hurries to her seat. When the group looks back at the door, she sees the creepy janitor again, looking through the window.

"Man that guy is freaky. Do you think he comes to work looking like that?" said Kendra

"Hey! Giggles! We're locked in! Do you have the key?!" said Kurumu

The janitor gets his keys and holds them to the window for everyone to see. Everyone breathes out a sigh of relief, as hope of freedom flows through their hearts.

"Can you get us out?" asked Tsukune

The janitor smiles at them and walks away ignoring the request for freedom.

"Guys I'm a little scared here." said Moka

"What is going on here?" said Mizore

Kurumu glomps onto Tsukune, and rubs up against him, pissing off Moka. "I'm really not sure, but I like it." said Kurumu

The display on the board rolls up revealing the words, "No one gets out alive" written in blood. Mizore lets out a horrified scream. and everyone huddles up together.

"Now I don't like it as much." said Kurumu

To be continued~


It's probably not all that good, but we'll see how the story progresses. What horros await our heroes? Will they prove the words wrong or will they suffer a terrible death. We'll find out next time