yet more random
disclaimer : I dont own gf ok?
This is meant to make no sense and it is a parody if you dont like stop reading
Chapter 1 : stuff that makes no sense
It was a beautiful day on Akillian everyone was snowed under and Rocket was trying to mutany Aarch .this was in Aarch's brand new house that he had bought so he could stay near his team.
" This will work " Rocket said and he randomly pulled a chainsaw out of nowhere and went off to kill Aarch but before he could get to the door Clamp got in his way so Rocket just cut off Clamps head and kept going humming Barbie Girl to himself .
That was not the only thing going on Mei was looking at herself in the mirror as usual.
"I am so beautiful yes i am, yes I am" She cooed at her reflection
Suddenly metal Bleylock ran in and started singing to the mirror
"I feel pretty oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and more and I Pity any girl that isn't me today "
Then he started break dancing and fell out of the room and down the stairs crashing into mark and knocking him out of a window and off a cliff (yay)
Downstairs Ahito was on the couch and he watched as Mark crashed out of the window to his doom
" You didn't see anything" Bleylock said to him
" Whatever i dont really care about Mark no one does."
" Cool" And Bleylock left
Ahito went to stand up and suddenly Thran was there and Ahito was in his arms off the ground
" What are you doing???" Ahito asked
" What am I doing ? the question is what are you doing?" Thran said
" I was-" Ahito started
" You were about to stand up by yourself!" Thran cut across him " Then you could have got dizzy and fallen over and broken your arm and the pain would make you go into a coma and you would have Died!"
" Thran I really just need to go to the bathroom so could you please just out me down?"
" No!"
" Fine carry me then" Ahito said expecting Thran to put him down
" Ok" Thran said and he walked up the stairs to the bathroom where he set Ahito down at the door
" Are you sure you dont want to come in" Ahito said sarcastically . Thran made to get in
" Was being sarcastic Thran!" and he slammed the door
Thran boredly looked around an he saw Mei looking in a miror and singing the same song Bleylock had been but in a really out of tune voice and the mirror looked like it might crack
Yuki suddenly walked past with Micro-ice on a leash
" What are you doing?" Thran asked her
" I'm going to play fetch with Micro-ice" Yuki replied as if it was the most normal thing in the world and they left
" That was creepy " Thran said as Ahito walked out of the bathroom
" What was creepy ?" Ahito asked and was immediately off the ground and in Thrans arms
" Oh god you walked by yourself do you feel sick or dizzy or anything?" Thran changed the subject
" NO ! NOW SHUT UP!" Ahito yelled at Thran
" Oh god your shouting something must be wrong we have to go see Dame Simbai"
" There is nothing wrong with me !" Ahito said in a voice of forced calm
" we're going to see Simbai anyway!" Thran said
Yuki and micro-ice
Yuki threw the stick and Micro-ice came back with it like a good dog should
" I'm bored Yuki" Micro-ice moaned
" Too bad " Yuki said and she pretended to chuck the stick but she hid it behind her back and Micro-ice ran in the direction she would have thrown it
And Yuki went inside to fix herself a coffee
With micro-ice
" Gotta find that stick ,gotta find that stick gotta find that stick gotta find that stick GOTTA FIND THAT STICK!!!!!"
Back with Yuki
Yuki laughed to herself and she twirled the stick like a baton as she listened to Ahito's distressed cries of "There is nothing wrong with me"
Suddenly Tia ran into the room screaming like a banshee
" What ?" Yuki asked
" Mei is trying to make me go shopping with her and she's after you aswell so it's time to run"
" Tia, Yuki Its time for shopping!!" Mei called down the stairs and Yuki and Tia hid in a cupboard in the kitchen.
Mei walked in and started searching the cupboards and so Yuki and Tia were found and dragged off to the mall screaming all the way.
With Rocket
Rocket knocked on Aarch's door and waited ..... Nothing happened and so he knocked again still nothing and then Rocket had a brilliant idea he picked a axe and started chopping down teh door
" Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeres Johnny!!!" Rocket said as he broke through only to find clamp on the toilet , that sight was obviously to much for Rocket and he ran screaming back to his room to hide under the covers of his bed . But as he passed D'Joks room he saw ....
D'Jok playing charades with a chicken Rocket didn't even pause to ask for an explanation he just ran past and it wasn't till he was safely under his covers that he started to question D'Joks sanity.
ok so that was the first chapter in weirdsville i need ideas to where to go so i need you to post comments with IDEAS . IF YOU FLAME ME I WILL FLAME YOU RIGHT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BTW in the next chapter harris is going to dress like batman and simbais gonna take emo lessons off of sinedd