barummmm
Why did he even bother getting up in the morning?
Vincent sighed again, giving the death glare to the computer
The computer made the noise again
Barummm
Slumping down even lower in his chair, Vincent clicked the blinking icon on his desktop.
Ninjaskillz: HEYA VINCENT! YOU ACTUALLY LOGGED ON YAY!!!!
How was it possible for Yuffie to be even more annoying on the Internet than in real life?
"Hey Vinceeeenttttttttttt""Yes, Yuffie……?" Mistake number one
"Can I have your emaillllllll?"
"… My what?" Mistake number two
"OMGYoudon'thaveanemailwhat's wrongwithyou!?!?!?!?"
Gaining the sense of the words, Vincent made his third and final mistake, "Should I have one?"
After that, Yuffie had practically dragged Vincent out of his room to buy him a computer. Or rather, ask Rufus for one. Granted, he did have the gil, but Yuffie insisted on Rufus being the computer man, seeing as how he made the best electronics. Vincent liked how the computer suited his tastes perfectly: A flat screen monitor with dark red spirals sprouting from the sides (courtesy of Rufus himself), as well as an easy to use system for those who had never tried the new system before. Along with some more persuasions from Yuffie, Vincent had reluctantly asked Rufus to create an email for him, as well as install some helpful programs onto his computer. After a few hours of reading the manual, Vincent had set the password to his account (although it wouldn't be much of a use) and had logged on to what Rufus called his AIM.
Ninjaskillz: Heya Vinny, u thar?
Squinting against the bright rainbow colors of Yuffie's customized font, he began to clumsily type onto the keyboard.
Ninjaskillz: Vincent?barummmm
Ninjaskillz: Hello?
Barummmm
Ninjaskillz: yo?
Barummmm
Ninjaskillz: dude?
Barummmm
Ninjaskillz: you there!?!?!?!?
Vincent didn't understand how in Leviathan's name could Yuffie type so fast.
: Yes, I am here Yuffie. Please do not type so fast; the noise is enough to annoy Chaos.
Sighing as he even more annoying noises came up, he clicked Yuffie's blinking chat box to see what she had just said.
Barummmm
Ninjaskillz: oh yea, by the way, I gave everyone we know your email!!!
Oh Gods… kill me now PLEASE!!!!!
Please Chaos, enough
Logoff now!
I would if I knew how, Chaos, please be patient
While Vincent had been silently arguing with Chaos, even more boxes had popped up. Opening his eyes in horror, Vincent saw that all of the chat boxes had been combined, with a blinking number slowly rising.
22….23…..24….25….26…..
Do you even know 26 people!??!
Enough Chaos. There happy? I logged off.
Yes…
Sighing, Vincent re-logged into his messenger in invisible mode , right clicked "Ninjaskillz", and hit "block"