Ian: *gets camra* Ok guys, my mom sent me this camra for my 19th birthday and I've been filming everything and Wendy's starting to get pissed! So, I'm gonna go down staires and bother her. *goes downstaires with camra* Oh Wendy! Where are you? *sees Wendy cleaning the kitchen* Found you!
Wendy: God Ian, do you ever put that thing down?
Ian: Nope! Whatcha doin? *zooms to Wendy's face*
Wendy: I'm cleaning now leave before I spray you with chemicals..
Ian: Awww...Is someone cranky?
Wendy: Ian...I swear to go...
Ian: *zooms on Wendy's Stomach* Is it because of you? Are you making her cranky?
Wendy: *groans* Ian...
Ian: Hang on Wendy, I'm standing up for you...*back to stomach* When you come out you are sooooo grounded!
Wendy: Ian, I don't think the baby knows what grounded means.
Ian: It means no breast milk for a week!
Wendy: *tries not to laugh*
Ian: HA! See, I made you laugh...
Erin: *crying*
Wendy: Dammit...I just put her down for a nap...
Ian: *makes camra face him* Lets go see my daughter! *runs upstaires**walks in Erins room and films Erin in her crib* Hey missy...
Erin: *still crying*
Ian: *zooms in* What's wrong?
Erin: *sniffs* The boogie man...
Ian: Did he scare you?
Erin: *nods and continues crying*
Ian: Don't worry, daddy will get him...
Erin: *sniffs*
Ian: Wanna go scare mommy and put it on camra?
Erin: *nods*
Ian: *picks her up and makes the camra face them* Ok, so me and my daughter here are gonna scare the living shizzle out of Wendy, and you're all gonna watch! *turns camra away and sneek into the kitchen**holds up camra*
Wendy: *turned away*
Ian/Erin: *right behind her and both scream*
Wendy: *screams* Jesus Christ!
Ian: *laughs really hard and still filming Wendy* Got you!
Erin: *laughs*
Wendy: *pissed off and takes Erin**walks towards Ian* Ian you better give me that damn camra...
Ian: *backing away but still filming Wendy* Wendy..W-What are you gonna do?
Wendy: Give me the camra Ian...
Ian: I love you...
Wendy: Give it...
Ian: Wendy...Wendy calm down...*turns off Camra*