Ive Decided to write a spoof just so much funny stuff in my mind and im going to pulls a psyco-Gotenks!
It has been 3 months since Integra was sent to jail. She is being driven home by Walter. "Walter focus on the road not your pornographic magazine." says Integra. Walter swerves to the left side of the road. "Sorry Integra but Carmen Electra is the pull out poster this month and I couldn't wait." says Walter. "Just get me home safe I cant wait to have my homecoming Slumber party." says Integra happily. They arrive there is a huge party for Integra with disco dancing and those little hot dogs on a stick! "Oh I hope I get invited to the slumber party!" says Seras. She adjust her boobs. "I think they shrunk?" says Seras again. She looks to Ferguson (Think that's how you spell it.) who randomly appears who everybody thought was dead… Thru perfectly good story back line…ing… stuff… Ok so I don't got shit just play along. "Ferguson do my boobs looks smaller then usual?" says Seras. Ferguson looks. Silence… "Oh damn bitch! They got bigger Ho!" says Ferguson who is in his Mid Life Crisis. Integra hands Seras a invitation to her slumber party. Seras screams in glee. She runs to her room to get ready. Meanwhile 3 teenagers stand next to each other. "This isn't Right how could you beat me in the DBZ card game?" says a black kid. "Simple its my fan fic." I say to the kid. "You cockbite!" says the black guy. "Look Darren chicken!" I say. Darren scarf down the chicken.
Seras puts on her pajamas and gets a sleeping bag. She gets some of her magazines and some Make-Up. Meanwhile Walter helps set up the room for Integra's sleep over. "Oh Walter how much fun were going to play spin the bottle and pin the tail on the donkey!" says Integra dancing. She looks and sees Walter is not paying attention. "Stop reading that Magazine!" says Integra. Walter hides the Magazine. "I have no idea what you mean Sir. Integra." says Walter. "Stop calling me sir… I wanna be called Princess Integra." says Integra her eyes get super Chibi Cute. Walter looks at her. "Yes Princess Integra." says Walter. Walter sweat drops.
A few hours later everybody arrives. Some random girls and Seras. Seras and Integra talk about how hot Alucard is and the Writer of this fan fic is so sexy his hair his eyes and… Sorry got caught up in the moment LOL. "So what do you want to do?" says Seras. Integra grins. "Lets play truth or dare!" says Integra. Suddenly the room gets really hot. "Wow that was weird." says Seras. All the girls take there clothes off and are in just there underwear. Walter has a secret camera rigged in the room. He looks at them from the inside of his secret tree fortress as the front of his pants get bigger and bigger. "My god this is better then Integra's Shower camera." says Walter. Walter keeps watching.
Alucard sits in his room alone as usual. Not much of a After life he has. He looks at his bed. "Im so bored I want to become a Pokemon trainer!" says Alucard. Alucard leaves and goes to Professor oaks lab. "Oh what might you be here for good sir!" says Oak. "I want to become a pokemon trainer." says Alucard. Oak nods and smiles. "What's your name and how old are you." says Oak. "Alucard im 217 years old." says Alucard. Oak sweat drops. "Well any way let me get your pokemon." says Oak. Alucard wait's a few moments and is handed his first pokemon!
Walter watches the camera. "Well just ruined these pants." says Walter. Walter changes his pants and starts to play around with his Sliver Weaponry Thingies. He twirls them around and starts to smack people on the street. "Ah what was that!" says the man. Walter keeps messing around. "Stop it!" says the voice. "Lets play spin the bottle!" says Integra. Walter turns his attention to the TV from what he just heard form the speakers. He cuts the head off the person he was messing with but had no idea he did.
"Pichu!" says The little pokemon. Alucard looks at the little rat in Oak's Arms. Alucard grabs it and hugs it tightly. "It so cute!" says Alucard. Pichu electrocutes him. Alucard drains the blood from the little creature. Pichu looks at Alucard. Pichu grins showing its Vampire fangs. Alucard whistles "Nice.". Pichu and Alucard set out on an Adventure! On there way the come across 2 stoners the stumble upon a Oddish. "What! I thought I smoked you!" says the stoner in a panic. The stoner runs away screaming. Alucard looks to Pichu. "Hey you a Pokemon trainer!?" Says a voice. Alucard turns around.
Dda da dadada da da da adadadadaa opps sorry bad battle music.
Alucard sent out pichu. The opponet sounds out Jigglypuff. Pichu eats the little Jigglypuff alive. Pichu looks to its master. "Not bad." says Alucard. Pichu just smiles. Pichu hiccups and spits out a eyeball. Alucard laughs.
Integra spins the bottle. It points to Seras. Seras and Integra blush bright red. Walter looks at the screen and waits. More and more anticipation. Integra and Seras touch there lips and kiss for a full 10 seconds. Walter burst like a Balloon. No like a Balloon. He deflates and flys all across his secret club house. Finally he stops he lays on the ground. Seras and Integra take there lips off. The other girls giggle. Soon all the girls get tired. They falls asleep. Walter sighs as he day comes to an end.
Meanwhile Alucard walked thru Virridian forest. "So does the Vampire want to become a pokemon master?" says a Familiar voice. Alucard turns around to see Anderson. Anderson sends out his Pokemon Scyther! Alucard sends in Pichu.
And that's where my chapter ends Stay toon next time!
Will Alucard be beat!
Will Integra wet the bed at the slumber party!
Will my sexyness ever stop!… Sorry uh… Moment again.