Hola readers. This is my first story on fanfiction, I used to be on quizilla… that was about two years ago and I've realized that it kinda sucks. Anyways this is my first attempt at righting something for red vs blue. I am OBSESSED with it, I'm always counting down till the next episode. I've set this round about episode 100 Season 5, most of the characters are around. (Slight spoiler for those who haven't got to recreation) Don't get me wrong I loved Out of Mind and Recovery was awesome and nothing is more funny than revelation but I want to put a hold on the whole epsilon fiasco until I've finished this part.
Disclaimer: I don't own Red vs. Blue, All characters belong to rooster teeth except my OC blah blah blah.
Snake in the Grass – Red vs. Blue
"I swear to God, Tucker, if you say that stupid line again-" Church was quickly interrupted as they continued to hide behind the giant rock.
"I have no idea what you're talking about dude," Tucker said nonchalantly quickly taking a peak at Caboose and Sister behind the other rock.
"Oh please you know exactly what I mean, you screamed it twenty-three times last night," Church hissed trying to recapture Tucker's attention.
"Heh Bow chika bow wow" Tucker said giggling to himself. This quickly earned him a heavy kick from Church sending him flying to the wide-open space between the large rocks. "Totally worth it," Tucker said to himself rubbing his back.
"Man I hate this place," Church sighed to himself.
"Aha! Suck it Blue!" Sarge shouted jumping up from behind his own rock, Simmons and Lopez quickly following after.
"Yeah suck it!" Simmons shouted afterwards.
"Son of a bitch! Church you fucktard!" The blue screamed jumping up from the ground trying to shoot back while running back behind the rock. "Oh and Bow chika bow wow!"
"Regroup to the rock" Sarge shouted running back with Lopez and Simmons following.
"This is ridiculous! There are only four giant rocks here I think it's safe to say we know exactly where the blues are and they know where we are!" Grif exclaimed gesturing towards the four rocks.
"¿Vio eso?" [Did you see that?] Lopez said looking up at the sky, he was certain he saw a small aircraft zooming past.
"Good point why don't you go tell that to the blues then," Simmons said snidely.
"Ha ha very funny, like that's ever gonna happen" Grif said unimpressed.
"Exactly what were you thinking private? That would involve Grif putting some effort into something, heh and that would be a first," Sarge said laughing at his own joke.
"Oooo that was a nice one sir!" Simmons eagerly joined in.
"¡Acabo de oír otra vez!" [I just heard it!] Lopez gestured to the sky, signaling to the sky to get his teammates attention.
"Someone just got burned!" Donut said jumping in.
"Donut! What in sam hell are you doing here?" Sarge said confounded.
"Sé que usted no me comprende pero usted no tiene que ignorarme," [I know you don't understand me but you don't have to ignore me] Lopez exasperatedly sighed as he looked back to the sky, not being able to see the UFO anymore.
"Weren't you meant to be guarding red base?" Simmons turned back to look at red base.
"Múltele puede morirse todo para todo cuido," [Fine you can all die for all I care] Lopez got up quickly as he saw two blue's get up from behind their rock.
"We come in please!" Caboose cautiously moved further forward into the open space.
"Peace dipshit," Tucker whispered to caboose looking around to see Church and Sister follow behind.
"Right. We come in peace dipshits!" Caboose put his hands up, a clear sign of surrender.
"I got a bad feeling about this," Sister cautiously moved forward, looking back up at the sky. She defiantly saw something up there.
"What are they doing?" Simmons whispered peeking slightly from behind the rock.
"Clearly they realized that we are superior to them," Sarge stood triumphantly.
"Hey look it's sister," Simmons said cheerfully, nudging Grif's arm.
"Common' lets get this over and done with," Grif sighed, shoulders hunched, walking from out behind the rock.
"So what did I miss," Donut said rubbing his hands together and following the red team out from behind the rocks.
"No mucho, todos chupan en luchar y continúan para ignorarme. Mantengo tratar de decirlos que hay un avión que podría ser peligroso a nosotros pero todo tienen interés en está la guerra allí estúpida," [Not much, they all suck at fighting and carry on to ignore me. I keep trying to tell them that there is a plane that could be dangerous to us but all they care about is their stupid war] Lopez trudged behind them, nothing good was going to come of this.
"Thank you Lopez, I have lost weight!" Donut said contently while skipping along to the open space.
"All right Blues, finally giving up?" Sarge stood his ground, the red team behind him with their weapons at the ready.
"Hell no we just got bored-" Tucker quickly got an elbow in the ribs from church. "Right, I mean this is just stupid we're sitting behind four giant rocks wasting ammo," Tucker rationalized.
"Exactly, what's your point?"
"Our point is-" Church was quickly interrupted by Sister pointing at the sky.
"What the hell is that?" Sister looked up at the fiery metal ball flying towards them at an insane speed.
"Ah crap," Grif stomped his foot down, throwing his gun to the floor.
"Yo le dije tan," [I told you so] Lopez looked up at the flaming aircraft before making his decision. "Tenga una vida después de la muerte agradable," [Have a nice afterlife!" He shouted running away, back to red base.
"Son of a bitch!" Church groaned just before the giant fireball collided into the ground in front of them.
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