Calendar Girls...
The entrance to the CBI was alway's one of hustle n bustle, even at this ungodly hour of the morning..
Special Agent Teresa Lisbon strolled into the building, wondering what today would bring her and her team of agents...
After exiting the elevator, she turned right heading toards the bullpen...
And there it was in all his glory...
The man she loathed to love...''Wait a minute'' screamed a voice insde her head. ''love''?
''Oh god...i am soooo loosing the plot''...
''Morning my dear Teresa'' and may i say you smell delightfull on this fine morning''...
''Cut the crap Jane''..''It's far too early for you to be bouncing on your tippy toes like that''...
''Is that a startbucks i see''?
''what? '' oh yes and yes it is for you my dear Lisbon''...
Lisbon gave Jane a rather enigmatic smile and took the proffered peace offering from his hand.
''Thanks Jane''...lisbon took her coffee and strolled into her office..
Jane stood there like a child waiting for the other agents to arrive, all the while bouncing on the tips of his heels...
Lisbon took a sly look at him through her office window...he was up to someting she was sure of that...
No doubt she'll find out soon enough...
*Ten mintues later*
''JANE!'' ''Get your ass in here right now goddammit!''
Vanpelt, Cho & Rigsby just looked over at the consultant and grinned..neither one of them eanted to be in his shoes right now...
Chapter 2:
Jane smiled his usual smile, winked at the remaining three agents and strolled towards lisbons office...
''what the hell is this?'' cried lisbon, all the while heat radiating from her face...
''Please tell me for the love of god you did NOT have anything to do with this''...
''My dear, dear, Teresa..'' one would think you harbour secret feelings for me, if you keep on saying my name the ay you do''...
Lisbon was fuming..
''feelings my ASS , Jane.. now explain yourself now goddammit!''...
''Well, you know every year Cho has a jar to raise money for cancer awareness right?'' ''specificly breast cancer and well, i came up with the idea of a *Agents Calendar* so to speak of''...
Lisbon was speechless...
''Lisbon? 'Lisbon?''...
''And what have we to do about this Agents calendar? hmm''?
''well now that you mention it, did you realise that you & VanPelt, amongst a few other female agents, have quite a pool going''?
''A WHAT''?
''A p.o.o.l...'' A bet so to speak...'' because wether you admit it or not, you have a mighty fine ass Teresa''...
''WHAT?''...
''And then one of the guys downstairs in the legal depratment, was overheard saying that he wouldn't mind you being *miss October* in his calendar and then I, hit upon the idea of raising money for a goodcause.'' He just stood there and shrugged...
'so what do you think? interested in raising money for Breast cancer awareness?''
''Does VanPelt know about this yet?'' '' I mean, sure i am willing to help in any way i can to raise money for such a good cause but Jane, it does depend of what we have to do you know? '' like i'm so not going to be naked am i''? she nervously chuckled
""Ah semantics''...pfft!'' well see''...
Jane just exited lisbons office just in time to find a stapeler flying past his right ear lobe...
"" I won't miss next time JANE''...
Jane just smiled...
Chaper 3:
Cho had watched the entire exchange between his boss and there rather anoying, albeit clever consultant..
It was only a matter of time before those two gave in to each others feelings and when they did? they'd be at it like deranged energizer bunnies... oh yeah he was so sure of that...
Shrugging the mental picture he got of Lisbon & Jane going at it bunny style, he shuddered and went back to his case files...
Rigsby was in the kitchenette again, mooching through the fridge for *something remotely edible*
Boy could that boy eat!
VanPelt strolled over to the boss's doorway, knocked and was beckoned inside...
Lisbon's door clicked shut then the slight sound of a bolt being slid across metal rang in Jane's ears.. Interesting...
He smiled... not long now... he'd be sure they would take the bait. afterall it WAS for a good cause...
Little did the Agents know it was also for the benefit of the men too... oh yeah...Libson naked...VanPelt wouldn't be too bad either. bit young for Him but Rigsby would sure as hell be drooling...Hell, most of the men in this building would be drooling over Lisbon & VanPelt...that thought made Patrick squirm a little...No one had the right to be gawking and doing godknows what over *his* Lisbon's picture...but then he could not afford to be so obvious about it... not yet anyways... not yet...What is it they say? Ah yes.. patience is a virtue...
Lisbon notioned for Grace to sit down...
''what's up boss'' said VanPelt...
'' I er,I,...oh god...Jane's come up with an idea to raise money for Breast Cancer Awareness month and well, it kinda involves us female agents''...
VanPelt sat and stared at Lisbon as though she had just claimed she was in love with Minnelli!
''He's WHAT?'' stuttered Grace
''This is JANE were talking about boss and you know this can't be good, right? Right?''
''Well, it is a good idea, and it seriously is for a good cause, but i don't even know all the specifics or the details yet..Jane said he'd fill us in over Dinner this weekend...''
''He's invited us out to dinner''? '' this can't be good boss.. even you have to admit that''...
Lisbon just sighed..'' yeah but lets face it, he knows we have guns and i'm sure even Jane wouldn't be so stupid as to push us that far huh?'' she said, all the while trying to convince herself, nevermind the rookie agent...'' Roll on Friday evening...
Chaper 4:
The CBI did not get handed a case that week...
It was spent mainly re- going through all the old files, and even Patrick Jane had been rather quiet, which to the the untrained eye might not have been a problem, but to the two female agents in that unit, it sure as hell was!
Lisbon and VanPelt watched him alike a hawk all week...
Friday evening finally came around, and at around 5pm, Jane strolled over to VanPelt,s desk, handed her a note with all the details Of the night ahead and left her starring at it while he headed to Lisbon's office...
First thing Jane noticed as he approached her office was that the blinds were closed, which given they had no case this week, rather Intrigued him...
Teresa Lisbon , in his eyes, was upto something she didn't want anyone to see...
Well. Time to remedy that...
Jane opened the door to Lisbon's office, and stood there quite stunned! Senior Agent Teresa Lisbon was in fact, posing in front of a Full length mirror while listening to some music on her ipod station...Andy boy could she pose! the heat rose to his face and then Decided to travel somewhere else as his mind began to wander..He was broken out of his reveries with an almighty yell.
''What the hell Jane!'' ''Don't you EVER knock''?
Jane stood there rooted to the floor..''I er, i, well, i was just about to see if you would like the details of our evening out and i er, well, That is, i saw you were a little pre occupied so i figured wait until you had finished whatever you were doing as not to interupt You''...
Patrick Jane did NOT stammer but boy was he on a roll tonight! didn't she realise what she did to him? well she sure as hell would if She looked down a bit further, as all the evidence was standing to attention right here right now for all to see...
''JANE''! ''JANE!''...Lisbon clicked her fingers in front of Jane's face and he finally snapped out of his trance.
''You mention what you saw in here to anyone of my agents and i swear to god Jane, i will shoot you''..
Jane gulped, nodded his complience and handed Lisbon the details of tonights meal over to her..
'' Hope you can be ready, for say, 7:30? '' ''a car will pick you up then will take you and VanPelt to meet me''.
Lisbon nodded her affirmation of the details then turned her back on him.
''Just Remember Lisbon. This is for a mighty good cause and well, i hope it doesn't change things between us''...
With that he strolled out of her office, through the bullpen and down towards the elevator and to his car and the evening ahead...
Back in her office ,Teresa Libson, grabbed her stuff , packed her gun & strolled out wondering what the heck she had let herself in For... well, Jane had a surprise waiting for him..She and VanPelt would see to that very soon...payback,s a bitch... oh yes..
Chapter 5;
The limo pulled up at Lisbon's apartment, just after 7:30pm..
She answered the door to the driver, smiled her thanks and took his offered hand to lead her down the steps to the waiitng car..
There in the back seat sat Patrick Jane & Grace VanPelt both wearing huge grins.
It was then she had started to worry..Why was VanPelt grinning like that? Jane was upto something more, she could tell, but she Turned to mush at the sight of his cherub face and that perfect smile...
''You look gorgeous this fine evening my dear Teresa'' said Jane.
Lisbon just smiled and answered'' You don't scrub up too bad yourself Jane'' , You too VanPelt''.
Grace just smiled at her boss..Teresa Lisbon had become more than her boss since she started at the CBI..And that is why she had agreed to help Jane out with this request... how could she deny this man anything?
''Patrick & Grace, Teresa''. ''After work it's Patrick & Grace''...
Lisbon flushed.. this was going to be one long car ride...
On entering there designated place, Teresa & Grace's gasps of air could be heard..
''like it'' asked Patrick...
Before the women could answer their waiter appeared, and ushered them to their designated table.
They all ordered lobster tail, rice pilaf and green beans..
Lisbon slowly, ripped off a peice of lobster meat, put it in her mouth and groaned in satisfaction, as her tiny tongue darted out to lick the butter off her lip...
Patrick Jane sat there mesmerised... a familiar stirring was going on in his loins.. now was not a goodtime to act like a horny teenager.
''So!'' said Jane.." down to bussiness"..." The shoot for the calendar is set for next Thurs evening/Friday evening depending on how well the first one goes".."We have altogether so far ten willing participants for the shoot, so you and Garace would have to double up and maybe do a double agent pose on two of them? or maybe and extra shot each? "not sure what month yet but hey, i was thinking you, Teresa, with your emerald green eyes, dark locks you could easily do say, Miss August &October. and you Grace could do, say, September & Novemnber?'' " how does that sound ladies''...He was nervous and he was babbling... way to go Patrick!
Grace was the first to speak..
"Jane". "Sorry, Patrick". "Patrick, what will we be required to wear at the shoot? "will we have to buy , you know, new gear?" "cos i'm not sure what to wear''
"Ah. no need for clothes my dear VanPelt" smiled Jane.."this will be done semi nude, but very tastefully done.. i can asure you..."
"NUDE" squeeked Grace..
LIsbon's face was just as priceless...
"Nude" she whispered, more to herself other than anyone else.
"Oh Boy"...This was gonna be fun...Nude...then a rather evil smiled graced Lisbon's face.
She moved her hand and gracefully ran it up and down Jane's left thigh.. she felt him jump slightly and grinned...
Oh a bitch.. so he wanted to play then huh? play they shall...
My dear, dear Jane, she mused. You will not have a clue what hit you...
"Lisbon?" Jane squeeked..
"Patrick?" she breathed..." Grace and I have a few suggestions, should we agree to the shoot ok?"
Jane nodded. which was really all he could manage as the little minx still had her hand near his crotch and was killing him by slowly drawing circles on his thigh...
"We want it to be tastefull yet, get the message across about breast cancer".. she continued "so Grace & I have consulted and we could use, say, a few old handguns from Ballistics, complete with holder's, tastefully strapped across our naked breasts", and to top it off we could use my old police hat from my days at the S.F.P.D , but then again, were would i put my badge?" "mmmm"..."So what do you Say Jane? We got a deal?"...
Lisbon & VanPelt stared at Jane...He looked like a dear caught in headlights...
"Excuse me a moment ladies", and with that, bolted from the table towards the restrooms...
Teresa & Grace waited until he was out of ear shot before they both burst into a series of giggles..
"Nice one Boss" VanPelt answered. "That should put him on hold for a while"...
Lisbon just smiled, took a sip of wine and settle back to enjoy the rest of the evening...
Chapter 6:
WARNING!
*MATURE CONTENT*
Th rest of the evening went quite smoothly and for one Patrick Jane, it went very well indeed...
He surprised the female agents by having a huge chocolate fudge cake sent out, as a surprise sweet and the looks on their faces was Enough to send him over the edge!
Lisbon's slow moan as she tasted the forbidden desert, nearly set him off there and then...
She slowly stuck out her tongue and literally lapped the fudge frosting off the desert fork!
Patrick just squirmed in his seat. His trousers getting a little too tight again for his liking!...
"Down boy!" he thought...ohhh god, this woman was going to be the death of him...Death by orgasm, he mused... not a bad way to Go for sure...
The evening passed quite quickly and it was soon time for all three of them to say goodnight...
Lisbon was the last of the women to leave the car and kissed t Jane on the cheek, thanked him for a most wonderfull evening and let herself into her apartment...
Jane was caught between following her up or, go home , have a shower and dream about Teresa Lisbon...
Dejectedly he chose the latter...He had patience.. He could wait...
Lisbon quickly showered and hopped into bed with a relaxed sigh.
Tonight had been great. They had had a laugh, Jane was rather amusing, and even if her and VanPelt did wind him up a tad, he took it all in his stride...
****************************Later that night**********************************************************
*Her lips brushed against his,and he could still taste the fudge frosting she had earlier...
Her thumbs hooked his boxers and in one swift movement, they were around his ankles!
She gave a low moan and that wasPatrick's undoing...
"*Please*"...
That one word shattered all his restraint, causing a flood of wanton need to overpower him...
A groan, a sigh, and she was pushed against the shower wall, all the while the luke warm water cascading down her back.
This is what she wanted, what she needed and she would not let anything stand in her way now.
His erection slid between her thighs and she gasped at his touch... she slowly looked down and what she saw amazed her and at the Same, made her panic! He was, without a better term, well endowed!
Well this stud was going nowhere tonight, and she was going to make sure she was was going to ride him like seabiscuit!
He captured her lips in a bruising kiss, and put as much passion as he could into it... she had to understand she was his very reason He Had survived this long...He had to, somehow, prove to her, she had all of him, hook line and sinker.. He was infact, a gonner!
Her tongue dueled with his, hands searching, clawing, craving every touch of skin, every sigh, was heightned and he knew there would be no turning back...
Patrick pushed his hips forward and slid his rigid length into her hot slick folds...
Teresa gasped , then sighed as he began a slow , methodic movement which was already driving her crazy!
He started to rotate his hips and found her G-spot.
No man had ever come close as it was well hidden inside of her, but, Patrick had and that spoke volumes to her...
*At a certain consultant's Malibu beachhouse*
He dragged his mouth from hers, managing to put a space between them.. He didn't want this to be over just quite yet...
"We have to slow it down", he said taking a deep breath...
"Turn around Teresa".
He lathered his hands on the soap and reached around to her front and started to massage the soap into her skin, dipping lower and lower..
Her labourous breathing was getting erratic now, as his hand slipped further down into her folds...
He began to rub in semi circles, all the while whispering sweet nothings in her ear...
He could tell she was close...
Her voice hitched "Patrick"... and that was all it took..
He turned her around and in one fluid movement, he had her pinned to the wall and was driving into her for all he was worth!
The cry that was torn from her throat sounded like a battle cry, and brought him over the edge with her...
Across town, Agent Teresa Lisbon & her CBI Consultant, Parick Jane, suddenly sat up in there respective bed,s with utter confusion written on their faces!
She had just had, the most wonderful, erotic dream of her life, starring her annoyingly handsome consultant, and she could TASTE him! what the hell was happening to her?
Patrick Jane sat up bewildered. Then a slow smile crept across his features...
Dreams about a dark haired, emereald eyed CBI agent drifted into his mind..
He looked down at the mess in his shorts...oh boy... some dream...or was it?