Nazz vs Kevin

A oneshot by Zman123.

"No please... don't do this Kevin, have mercy on me, please" begged Eddy desperately as Kevin grabbed him and held him in a chin-lock so that he could hardly breathe.

"Please don't" choked Eddy, as Kevin slugged him in the face. Kevin was bigger and stronger than Eddy so there was no escaping his iron grip.

"Shut up, dork" yelled Kevin as he released his grip on Eddy's incredibly sore neck... and rained down blow after blow onto Eddy's face. Kevin kicked at Eddy's shin with his foot and smashed at Eddy's face with his fists. Eddy's eyes were bruised and shut by now and blood was welling out from Eddy's broken nose, so that it covered his shirt in red stains.

"Why are you doing this" Eddy managed to say in between Kevin's blows to his incredibly mangled face "Let me go, please. I haven't done anything wrong. Honestly". Eddy sobbed with grief.

"Shuddup!" bellowed Kevin angrily as he continued to brutally kick and punch at his helpless victim like a demented psychopath driven mad.

With ape like fury Kevin continued pounding at Eddy's face even though he could see that by now Eddy was lying on the ground, doubled over in pain and agony.

The expression on Eddy's bruised and bleeding face was a mask of terror and utter shock, and yet Kevin continued to violently terrorize him.

Kevin laughed maniacally as he continued his cruel, barbaric beating. As he raised his fist for yet another strike however, a soft melodious yet impatient voice sounded from around a corner. "What's going on here?" it said.

Eddy gasped as he recognized the voice. It belonged to Kevin's attractive, yet equally as evil girlfriend "Nazz".

From round the corner came a blonde, blue eyed girl with chin length hair which sparkled beautifully in the afternoon sun. Her shining aquamarine eyes were as blue as the morning sky and glistened like diamonds and her lips were the color of a pink rose.

Her outfit was one even the wealthiest billionaires would envy and made her look something like a princess from a fairy tale. A simple modest outfit but all the more attractive for its simplicity. A white tank top worn outside a black shirt and blue jeans was what she wore, and it was an outfit that would give any onlooker a heart attack for it was so attractive and intricate. Any person who looked in the direction of the blonde girl was instantly captivated by her unrivaled beauty and everyone boy in the neighborhood wanted her as his own.

This was Nazz, the prettiest, most kind and friendly girl in the neighborhood and quite possibly the world. And yet Kevin the most evil and selfish devil at least in Eddy's opinion, had her all to himself.

Eddy was already in terrible pain, but this was unbearable torture. The kind and sweet girl named "Nazz" was here to mock him, it really was the worst punishment anyone could give him and he cursed fate for being so unduly harsh on him when he wanted nothing more than to fit in with his peers and be noticed and respected by them.

"Whats up dude?" asked Nazz, her voice as sweet as the sweetest nectar.

"Oh hey Nazz" replied Kevin ,blushing madly "I'm just teaching dorky here some manners".

And to show what he meant, he gave "dorky" a final heavy kick on the forehead causing a fountain of blood to well from Eddy's nose. The pain was too much for Eddy to bear anymore and he began to drift into unconsciousness. "Help, me" he begged with his last breath as he looked Nazz in the eye "don't let Kevin get away with this". Then darkness blurred his vision and he happily succumbed to a comatose state , happy to be relieved of the sheer agony Kevin's beating had left him with.

At the sight of Eddy's fainting, something about the sweet wonderful girl named Nazz began to change. A tear seeped from her aquamarine eyes and her teeth clenched with utter contempt and shock. The smile on her face faded, and her face became as red as fire. Her hands clenched into fists as she continued to look at Eddy's comatose body which was more dead than alive.

She looked at Kevin with a look of pure hatred. "Dude, that was not cool" she said in a gentle, calm voice ,even though it was clear she was on the verge of going insane with fury and grief.

"He deserved it, Nazz" purred Kevin coolly in a tone that showed no remorse "he scammed us out of our money again and I had to see to it that he learned his lesson".

"No dude" replied Nazz impatiently "You scammed us all Kevin, you tricked us all. Eddy had nothing to do with any of that Kevin." She turned to Kevin and pointed at him accusingly "you did Kevin, it was you".

"All Eddy wanted to do was to fit in and be our friend, and you punished him for it" continued Nazz, it was clear it was hard for her to avoid yelling "you abused him because you could, because you enjoyed watching him suffering every day. You abused him because you knew there was nothing he could do about it. Eddy did nothing but you still continued to harass him even though none of it was his fault. And now, look what you've done to him."

Nazz looked Kevin in the eye with sheer intensity. "And what did he ever do to you?" she demanded, spreading her arms wide "what did he do to deserve any of the abuse and misery you gave him since the day he came here. He tried to be a good person and to respect you Kevin, but you just had to keep on harassing him. Are you happy now that you've hurt him this badly Kevin?, are you happy now?"

"He deserved it" asserted Kevin as he crossed his arms "he deserved it for all the times he tried to scam us out of our money and to ruin our fun. And Nazz, why do you pity him?. Its not as if he hasn't scammed you out of your money at some point so he doesn't deserve your pity".

"No Kevin" countered Nazz, eyeing the green shirted teenage boy named Kevin"You scammed us Kevin. You ruined our fun by insulting us and teasing us for your own sick enjoyment". Nazz looked up to the sky as if having a sudden epiphany "I can't believe I didn't realize before. It was you Kevin. You were the reason our lives were so miserable. You did it, it was you".

"You lied to us Kevin, You tricked us all into thinking it was all Eddy's fault we nearly got scammed out of our money so many times. But really Kevin, dude , I knew it all along deep down that it was you"

"I was just scared that you would come after me and abuse me the same way you abused Eddy for so long" confessed Nazz, clearly angry with herself "But now, I know that what I did was wrong and that being friends with a jerk like you just isn't worth it ". And here she spat at Kevin and glared at him furiously "You have nothing that I want, and what you did to Eddy just now is something I can never forgive you for ,dude".

Kevin, who had so far listened in absolute silence, now looked at Nazz with a look of disappointment and regret. "I'm really disappointed to hear that Nazz" he replied, dusting his knuckles "especially when Eddy had it coming to him. But Nazz lets shake hands and make up and we can forget this whole thing happened. And then you and I can go get ourselves a couple of jawbreaker sweets. I know you love em Nazz so don't keep me waiting".

He reached out to shake Nazz's hand but she snatched it away from him. "No" she snapped "I don't like you anymore Kevin, I never did. You never cared about anyone but yourself, and only psychopaths and jerks take pleasure from other people suffering. I don't want to see you anymore so go away dude".

Kevin now seemed to break out of all bounds, as he growled furiously at Nazz. "You, you double crosser" he stuttered angrily at her "You dirty double crosser. I trusted you and now you betray me like this" Kevin advanced menacingly upon Nazz as he brandished his knuckles "How dare you. You know how we deal with traitors Nazz and now you're going to die right here"

Nazz felt no fear, no shock and no hesitation. She detested violence but this was not a fight she would back down from. For today was the day of her long awaited reformation as a person. Today she would stand up to Kevin and put him back in his place and show him the error of his ways. Today was a day she knew her life had been leading up to.

She was calm as she put her arms up in front of her face and adopted an almighty fighting stance. "I don't want to fight you Kevin" she admitted "but if you don't back away right now, then I'll have no choice". "You were my best friend, in the whole wide world Nazz" sighed Kevin wistfully as he too adopted a fighting stance "But now, that has to end because you betrayed me. You betrayed me to Eddy, the most rotten bastard dork to ever live".

"This isn't betrayal dude". protested Nazz "This is doing the right thing. And Kevin, beating up Eddy isn't justice. Its just downright cruelty and unfairness."

"Eddy was a good person with good intentions."remarked Nazz sorrowfully "He never meant to hurt any of us. But you just had to go and make his life a living hell. How can you live with yourself Kevin?"

Nazz briefly glanced at Eddy's comatose body, before facing back at Kevin as she spoke her final words before the fight.

"Now Kevin, you finally pay for what you did to him. Now you finally learn your lesson about picking on poor dudes who did nothing wrong. Now its your turn to lose." And as Nazz said these words, she closed her eyes and whispered a silent prayer.

Then she feinted to the side as she evaded Kevin's powerful fist. She continued to nimbly sidestep the many blows Kevin continued to aim at her. Kevin was surprised that a girl as mild tempered as Nazz could have such skills in combat, he had clearly underestimated her due to her petite figurine and calm nature.

The fight continued in the same way for the next minutes, Kevin would continue to direct his fists at her but Nazz would continue to avoid all the blows Kevin aimed at her.

Kevin was, in fact much more agile than Nazz had supposed but she was still glad to see that he was indeed getting somewhat tired and that her plan was working well. However as the next minutes passed, Nazz realized she too was getting tired. It wasn't surprising, Nazz hadn't slept well the last night and this meant she was still weak from fatigue and lack of sleep. With a heavy heart, Nazz knew that her original plan of wearing Kevin out was never going to work.

If she was going to have any hope of winning, she had to strike now while Kevin was still more tired than her. She would have to hope that Kevin was tired enough by now. And so after sensing an opening, Nazz directed a kick at Kevin as hard as she could. But Kevin though tired. was far from worn out and he deftly evaded the kick. He retaliated by responding with a kick of his own but Nazz evaded too and so the fight continued.

Neither opponent could be considered more skilled, and neither opponent could gain the advantage for they were both far from finished.

At last, Kevin managed to land a blow to Nazz's face with lightening speed which Nazz could not avoid in time. Nazz whimpered as a large bruise appeared on her cheek. However this left him open and Nazz seized the opportunity. Ignoring the pain in her face, she charged at Kevin and wasted no time in delivering a heavy kick to Kevin's shin. Kevin wailed as the impact of Nazz's trainers struck him hard, harder than he could have imagined. They say that any kick was painful, but a kick of hatred struck with twice the power. And Nazz's kick to Kevin's shin had just proved that point, for Kevin felt far more pain from Nazz's kick than Nazz felt from Kevin's punch.

Kevin was furious now, the pain in his shin made it feel as if it were internally bleeding. The pain took a lot out of him and he could not help but feel excruciating agony and for the first time he began to feel the same pain he inflicted on Eddy each and every day. The green shirt and red hat wearing Jock named Kevin was not finished however. He once again charged at Nazz with blinding speed which she could not avoid completely despite her agility.

She moved so quickly though however that the punch only hit her shoulder lightly and not her face. Huffing and puffing, Nazz realized it was time to ditch strategy as she was quickly running out of energy. Once she did, it would be easy for her to let her guard down and for Kevin to give her the slip.

Knowing this, she leapt at Kevin with unparalleled ferocity and with a roar of hatred and fury, she tackled him to the ground and fell to the ground herself.

As the blonde cheerleader Nazz and the jock named Kevin hit the ground, millions of years of evolution which made them the clever and sentient beings known as humans seemed to disappear. They seemed to regress into primitive and savage beasts whose only instinct was to kill or be killed. They were not fighting by any honourable rules now, nor did they care about tactics and strategy. All they cared about was that they were fighting desperately for their lives and both of them were aiming to be the one to disable their opponent first.

Nazz and Kevin thrashed about on the floor, sometimes Nazz on top of Kevin and sometimes the other way around. Yet sadly Nazz forgot one tiny detail when she rushed into the fight. And that fact was that Kevin was a boy and she was not, and this gave Kevin the upper hand for while his body was built for strong and heavy blows, hers was not. In the next few minutes, Kevin managed to wound Nazz several times in various locations on her body. Her arms had taken several jabs by now and her left arm hung limp, her right arm not in much better condition. Several bits of her long and pretty blonde hair had been ripped off and yet Kevin was relentless in his assault.

Nazz's beautiful face had several bruises now, it was only a miracle that saved her nose and teeth from serious harm. And as the fight continued, the self hatred Nazz had held in herself over the years, seemed to amplify tenfold. She cursed herself for all the times she had left Eddy to be barbarically terrorized by Kevin and his gang and how she had not said a word in Eddy's defence.

"I'm sorry dude" sobbed Nazz to herself as she only just managed to avoid one of Kevin's blows "I'm so sorry Eddy, I'll make it up to you". But at that point, Kevin seized advantage of Nazz's momentary distraction. He put his arm around her neck and held her in a headlock.

"I was hoping it wouldn't come to this"sneered Kevin as Nazz glared at Kevin with clenched teeth "but you know how we deal with traitors who side with the Ed dorks, and now you've just broken the law of this cul de sac, and boy am I gonna enjoy torturing you. You double crosser".

Nazz wept uncontrollably, what would become of Eddy now?. Her first fight against injustice in an attempt to apologise to Eddy had also been her last. Was this how it ended?, was this how those who tried to do good things were rewarded for their kindness?. Was there nothing she could do?.

A new emotion blazed within Nazz as Kevin held her tightly by the neck. Hate in its most concentrated form. Kevin who did so many cruel and wicked things in life managed to get away with it, he had been getting away with it for ten years now and if there were no grown ups to restrain him he would gladly have killed Eddy by now.

Then that hatred turned on herself as Nazz thought of all the times Kevin had abused Eddy so cruelly and how she had done nothing to help Eddy.
Nazz had been selfish and uncaring and now that Kevin had beaten her, there was no chance for her to help Eddy get his rights. Now she could never tell Eddy her true feelings for him and how cool she thought he was. Had Nazz left it too late before rebelling against Kevin when she should have rebelled long ago? Was it too late to change?

And from that hatred she drew strength where there was none. She managed despite the fact Kevin held her tightly to sweep his legs with supernatural speed which he could not respond to. This caused Kevin to release his grip on Nazz and to almost topple over and Nazz followed with a combination of punches which had Kevin reeling. The tides of battle had changed. Now it was Nazz who had the advantage over Kevin and she wasn't about to give it up yet.

Never had the sweet and wonderful girl named "Nazz" been this angry in her life. She wanted Kevin to feel the suffering he had caused to Eddy and to understand how hellish Kevin made Eddy's life.

Nazz however, was a pacifist who detested violence and pain. She therefore took care not to injure Kevin's most fragile body parts such as his teeth and nose when she delivered her strikes against him, she did not wish to injure him badly as much as she hated him. And when she saw that Kevin's will to fight on was gone and that he was unable to offer resistance, she pinned him to the floor with her leg and held his arms tightly so that he could not deliver any kind of attack and was powerless.

"I don't want to hurt you badly ,dude" said Nazz as her gentle and peaceful nature returned upon her now that the fight was over "I've already hurt you enough, just say you surrender and I won't have to hurt you anymore." "Please" begged Nazz, as she eyed the horrific injuries she had caused to Kevin during the fight, she did not know she was capable of such brutality and viciousness "I don't want to break your arms but I'll have to if you don't give up".

Kevin knew he could not take a broken arm. "I give up" sighed Kevin reluctantly "I withdraw". Still cautiously watching his every movement, Nazz allowed him to stand. "Good fight Kev" she admitted, once again the kind and evangelistic person she was. "Are you alright dude?" she asked with genuine concern.

"Fine" grumbled Kevin, clearly not moved by Nazz's kind words "I'm fine". Clearly slightly terrified of Nazz now, Kevin took a step back and gave Nazz a stare of of utter disapproval and disappointment. "Don't think that this is over Nazz, one day I will have my revenge on you". "No more jawbreakers for you Nazz, you don't deserve them" sneered Kevin.

"Fine by me dude" replied Nazz, shrugging. "Just you wait Nazz" threatened Kevin menacingly "I'll go get the others and when I tell them what you've done. You are gonna wish you were never born". "Go ahead" replied Nazz, clearly not at all intimidated by Kevin's threat.

Kevin, observing the late hour, now turned away from the alley to head for home. But as he left, he took one last glance at the girl he once called his girlfriend and "babe". "And Nazz" he growled. "Yes Kevin" answered Nazz politely. "You're a dork just like dorky and his two dorky friends. You're just another dork like the Eds" growled Kevin furiously.

Far from being insulted b y his words, a cheerful and angelic smile came upon Nazz's injured face. It was the first time she had smiled so happily in her life, she felt like melting as she was simply entranced by the sweetest words Kevin had ever said to her in his life. "Why thank you" replied Nazz gratefully "I'm flattered".

"Hmph" sneered Kevin as he turned his back on her and advanced away like a dark shadow.

She turned to the comatose Eddy and all the grief she felt over the years for him came back upon her and she sobbed uncontrollably, accidentally flooding Eddy's shirt with her tears. "I'm sorry Eddy" she managed to stifle in between sobs "I'm sorry I left you to suffer for so long and hurt you like this". She placed next to Eddy a wallet full of money which she managed to pinch away from Kevin during the fight. "I like you Eddy" she sobbed, still unable to contain her tears "I really do. You're a nice person and you're kind and caring, not like Kevin and the others".

And to prove her point, she took from her pocket a piece of mistletoe, held it up and gave to the unconscious Eddy a full on kiss on the lip. A deep passionate kiss of true and genuine emotion and love. "I've wanted to do that for a while now" confessed Nazz, her sobs finally beginning to break up as lack of air forcefully broke her apart from the blissful moment of romance "I just never had a chance. You and I could have been a great team, but sadly while Kevin was around... if I tried to go near you then he would beat me to a pulp"

Eddy's eyes flickered open a fraction, and for the first time in his long and tragic life he smiled. A true smile. He looked up at Nazz, tears in his eyes, tears of bliss and euphoria.

"D,did you really mean what you just said to me Nazz?" he stuttered shyly, Nazz was so attractive to Eddy that he struggled to speak whenever he was in her presence.

"Every word" insisted Nazz, "every single word".

"I'm glad" replied Eddy. He looked at the wallet that had belonged to Kevin, and rummaged through it to find 10 dollars, which despite his injuries he was able to stash into his pocket. "Th, thank you" he said, sighing wistfully "it's been so long, so very long that anyone's done anything nice to me. My parents, the other kids and the teachers, they all hate me even when I've tried my best to be a good person. But now I finally have happiness in my life again. Now I finally have someone I can call a friend. Thank you Nazz".

"Does this mean you forgive me?" said Nazz hopefully.

"There is nothing to forgive you for" replied Eddy, no longer stuttering as he was comfortable and confident around Nazz now "There wasn't much you could do Nazz. But what you did today was so amazing, you finally showed me that you do care about me. And for that, I owe you one."

Nazz nodded appreciatively as she helped Eddy to stand and they walked together back to her house. Eddy still needed medical attention and Nazz thought it was her job to treat Eddy and take care of him until he was well enough.

Eddy gasped in wonder and amazement as he stepped into Nazz's house. It was, in his opinion, a paradise he could not have imagined even in his wildest dreams. "Life was great now" he thought to himself as Nazz lay him on the sofa and went to the kitchen to grab some bandages and snacks.

Nazz knew her task was far from over. The threat Kevin posed was gone for the present, but she had other bullies to deal with before Eddy and his friends could finally be accepted into the "cul de sac". It would be a long and hard road before a "truce" was achieved. Nazz sighed as she remembered the old saying "to achieve peace, one must wage war" And Nazz knew that there would be a long and violent mob war between "the dorks" and "the cool kids" before peace finally came into being.

Nazz won the battle, but not the war. The war was just getting started.

Meanwhile the injured Kevin limped into his house and angrily pushed a ton of plates off the table, shattering them on the floor as he wailed in frustration. How did she do it?, how did Nazz, 2 years his junior and a person of the weaker gender beat him?. Kevin stamped his foot in frustration as he smashed the wall repeatedly with his fists. "Revenge would be sweet" thought Kevin as he consoled himself with all the horrible things he would do to Nazz, his former girlfriend when his injuries healed.

And that was when he realized, his pocket felt lighter than it did before. His rage turned to panic as he searched through his pockets frantically to find his wallet gone. It didn't take a genius to guess what had happened to it. The "dumb blonde" he once called his "babe" must have swiped it during the fight somehow.

"NAZZ!" bellowed Kevin with a shout that almost broke the glass on the windows "YOU..."

He paused to gather breathe for a humongous yell of rage and frustration . "DOOOORRRRK!" roared the "T-rex" known as Kevin with a roar that shook the walls and broke the windows, and which echoed throughout the entire "cul de sac" striking fear and terror into the hearts of everyone who heard the awful sound.

Even Rolf, who was said to be afraid of nothing covered his ears and hid under his bed shivering when he heard the blood curdling noise made by the angry mob leader Kevin.

And Nazz, when she heard that cry of fury, sipped her tea and grinned. Today had been a good day.

End of chapter.

Erm so, I tried my best to type this story and it took a lot out of me. I feel that Eddy gets abused far too often on the show and I really hate the fact Nazz just stands there and does nothing while he gets abused. I mean, come on. Nazz is supposed to be kind and caring right?, So shouldn't she show more compassion to Eddy than she does on the show?.

Anyhow, please review. I worked very very hard on this story. suggestions on how I should write the next chapter, or my next Ed Edd and Eddy story would be much appreciated too. I'm taking requests.
Thank you in advance for reading my story and reviewing it. Thank you.