A/N: Hello readers! It's me again, here with another special! Now, I am really thrilled that the last special I wrote for Christmas was praised and also got a lot of reads, so I decided to do a special Valentine's day fanfic, with my very own little twist becouse I decided to do something a little bit different! On that note, instead of posting it all at once on Valentine's day, I decided to post it now and update it daily or at the very most evert 2 days! Hope you like it! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Phineas and Ferb and all characters from the actual show do not belong to me, they belong to Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh. Cupid belongs to whoever invented him, think it was the Ancient Romans, not sure. Bottom line; not mine...

Phineas & Ferb Valentine's day special:

A Platypus in Love!

Phineas Flynn happily awoke to a cheerful birdsong that couple of birds was cheerfully singing outside of his window. Now, by 'a couple' I literally mean a couple! The two birds were singing away, flying aroung one-another and professing their faith to each other. Not only the two birds were doing so, on the street one could hear the cheerful barking of a male and female dog as the two ran down the street. But it didn't stop there, even two cats were enjoying each other's company as they lay curled next to each other, their tails forming a heard above their heads. But, why were the animals acting this way? Well, that's becouse even the animals could sense that today was a very special day, a day dedicated to love and he joy of being with your significant other. Phineas smiled as he looked out the window and observed the animals; it was Valentine's day of course!

And you know what that means right? An entire day with Isabella doing things that couples do! A whole day full of fluffy, mushy, romantic, uninterupted-

All of a sudden, a Mysterious voice spoke up that sounded an awful lot like Robert De Niro. It said:

Mysterious voice: Um, can I cut in here for a sec?

...?

Mysterious voice: Up here!

*Looks around* Hello?

Mysterious voice: Higher! In the clouds!

*Looks up, only sees clouds* Um, I-I don't see anything

Mysterious voice: Are you deaf or somethn'? I said higher!

*Looks above the cloud layer and sees a fat man with wings, a diaper, a bow and a quiver with heart-shaped arrows in it* Oh, hey Cupid, long time no see.

Cupid: I'll say...

So, what do you want? I'm kind of busy telling a story right now so...

Cupid: That's the thing I wanted to talk to you about actually.

Alright. What do you want to talk about?

Cupid: Well, it has come to my attention that you are planning to, yet again, write about Phineas and Isabella, or am I mistaken?

No, I was planning to do that, why?

Cupid: Well, how should I put this... it's about as overdone as a week old stake in the cooking show hosted by Gordon Ramsey!

... What?

Cupid: What I mean is, don't write it!

Well why not? I had this great plan and everyrhing after all, so why not?

Cupid: Well, mainly becouse your writing is about as interesting as watching paint dry.

HEY!

Cupid: But mostly becouse I think you should do something different for a change, for both your benefit and mine!

*Is confused* Your benefit? How exactly would you benefit from this?

Cupid: Because every year around this time, I have to waste like a hundred arrows on these two and I'm tired of it! I want to shoot someone else for a change, and you are just the guy who can help me out!

Help you out? What makes you think I would help you so easily?

Cupid: Becouse you're about as gullible as a two-year old, plus I'm pretty sure that whatever I come up with will be better than your idea any way.

... Continue...

Cupid: Alrgiht, so I was thinkn'; you know how everyone usually pairs up either Phineas and Isabella or Ferb and Vanessa right?

I've seen tons of other pairings buy yeah, I know what you mean.

Cupid: I was thinkn', how 'bout we mix it up a bit, and give someone else a chance eh?

Someone else? Like who?

Cupid: *nods* Yeah, someone else. Someone who the fans love, someone who is a top agent and someone who deserves true love!

You mean Planty?

Cupid: Wha- NO! Are you seriously this stupid!? I mean someone that has his own theme-song.

Carl?

Cupid: *Slaps himself across the forehead* "Nooooo... but you're getting warmer! I mean someone who has never had true love at all and it's almost sad when you think about it. Someone small, hairy, smelly-

You?

Cupid: I MEAN THE PLATYPUS YOU DIMWIT!

Perry!

Cupid: Finally! Are you always this stupid?

Kinda... Any way, why Perry?

Cuupid: *sighs and makes a saddened expression* Well, I mean, just look at the poor little fella...

Cupid points towards Perry, who is standing on the window of the boys' room. Perry is observing Phineas outside as the boy hands Isabella a box of chocolates and some red roses, while she in return grabs him around the neck and kisses him. The two then whisper loving words into each other's ears. Perry, although happy for Phineas, has a very sad and anove all lonely look in his eyes.

Cupip: Doesn't it just break your heart?

Not really...

Cupid: MY POINT IS that it's just not right ya know? He deserves better, and the two of us can help!

What exactly do you want me to do anout it dude?

Cupid: Well, you are a writer, although you fail miserably at it...

-.-''

Cupid: So together with me, we are going to gibe that platypus a Valentine's day he'll never forget!

Alright, how do we do that?

Cupid: Simple; YOU make up someone for him to fall in love with, and I'll make the sparks fly! Whaddaya say?

OK, if you say so. After all, a wise man once said: If an overgrown man in a diaper tells you what to do, then it's the right thing!

Cupid: Who on Earth ever said something as stupid as that!

My homeroom teacher

Cupid: *No comment* "ANY WAY... you in or what?

Alright, let me just do one thing before we start alright?

The scene switches to Phineas and Isabella, who are happily talking to one another.

*Caugh* *Caugh* Phineas looks in the direction of the screen along with Isabella

So... Phineas, my man! My homie! My bro! Listen, you know how I was abput to do this whole thing with ypu and your girl right...?

Phineas raises an eyebrow "Yes..."

Well, here's the thing, I kinds decided to do something else instead so, yeah...

Phineas frowns angrily "Are you kidding me right now? I planned my whole day just so I could go along with your idea, and now you're telling me that you have other plans?"

Yeah, sorry... but we're still cool right? Right?

Phineas and Isabella both walk out of the backyard with unamused expressions on their faces.

Right?... Oh boy, NOT good...

Cupid flies dpwn on a small cloud.

Cupid: So, can I tell you my plan now that you've made yourself look like a total jerk?

Go ahead..

Cupid: *smiled confidently* Alright! Here's the plan!

End of Part One!

Chapter end notes:

So, what do you guys think? I know it's way different than anything else I have done so far, but man did I enjoy writing this! Tell me what you think about it! Expect the next chapter to be up either tomorrow or the day after! Until then!

jolleIQ is put, PEACE!