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I'm sorry, I had to. #solowithurts
"Hickory dickory dock," sang Sirius so softly that only Remus' keen hearing could pick up the tune. "Remus sucked my cock."
He scowled. Here we go. He continued scribbling notes, hoping his scratching quill would drown out Sirius' latest twist on muggle nursery rhymes.
"My cock shot cum, Remus said yum."
He narrowed his eyes, refusing to allow a blush creep across his cheeks. Idiot.
"Here comes my cock."
Something sharp poked him in the back and he yelped, sending his notes fluttering to the floor as Sirius cackled heartily from behind him. Idiot.
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