The pink pony named Pinkie Pie was happy by day, but a deranged psychopath by night known by her only real name of Pinkamena Pie. Tonight, she was planning her next victim for the next night. She was going to choose a number from her jar of the ponies in Ponyville, but instead she decided to do something different. The act being lit by the full moon the lunar princess had risen herself. This time she was going to bake "samples" for her next "customers" from her newer "ingredients" she has harvested earlier.
Well, where to start where to start... Ah yes! I will start from the beginning!
It had started one morning in Cloudsdale, my home town for I am a pegasus, and I had woken up near when Celestia had just raised the sun. Well, it's the big day! , I thought to myself, It is the day I start my trek across Equestria! I already had everything packed and right before I left my cloud house, I checked my map. First stop on the journey, Ponyville. As I was traveling there, I decided to think about what I knew about the small little town. Hmmm, well the Elements Of Harmony live there, it has had many royal visits, and... I almost forgot the best bakery in all of Equestria, Sugarcube Corner! After that thought, I plugged my earbuds into my iHoof and turned on some music.
A couple of hours later, I reached my destination. Finally! I made it to Ponyville! Now time to go to Sugarcube Corner. After that thought, I looked around. If I can find it. I then saw a violet mare alicorn pass by, Ok then I'll just ask her.
"Ummm, excuse me but do you know where, Sugarcube Corner is at?", I asked.
"Oh! It's just around the corner, on the right.", she responded.
I then thanked her and left. As the alicorn had said, it was right there. And I saw her standing outside was the pink pony I knew who owned the place. Oh my Celestia! It's Pinkie Pie! I then went up to greet the pink pony standing with a batch of cupcakes. I went up to greet her, trying not to get all fanboy on her.
"Hello there! Would you like to try a cupcake?"
She asked me before I could say anything.
"Sure, I believe your Pinkie Pie. Correct?"
"Yes I am! What's your name, it's always fun to make new friends!"
As I bit into a cupcake with rainbow frosting I said,
"Oh! I'm Night Wolf, but my friends call me Wolf"
"Well, Wolf... I believe that it's time for you to take a nap.", she replied with a psychopathic grin on her face.
I was about to ask her why she told me that and what was with the smile, but I suddenly felt light-headed and fell asleep on ground before I could respond.
I woke up in a dark room strapped to an iron table with all my bodyparts tied down with rope. On the wall, in what looked like blood, were the words, Life is a Party. I then saw some scary decapitated filly heads, unicorn horns, and pegasus wings. I then started panicking right then and there. What made me stop was the sound of hooves coming closer.
"Who the hell are you, and what the hell is going on here!", I screamed at the dark shadow coming towards me.
"Well, Wolf if I told you that would ruin the surprise."
Then I knew who the pony was. It was the one who offered me the cupcake, the one that I had admired for years. My persuader was the pink pony, Pinkie Pie.
"Is this how you greet all your friends you sick psychopath!"
"No, but your brand new number came up and it's an offer I have to use. Now, let's get down to business. You're going to be my new 'special ingredient' for my cupcakes, I ran out with the batch I made for you."
What she didn't know was that why she was speaking, I had escaped out of the ropes and was heading straight towards her. I took my right hoof and it connected to the insane pony's jaw. She fought back with the knife she had in her mouth and cut me in my left wing. After that, I bolted for the door of that dreaded basement. I had burst through it and the pink pony was right on my hooves.
She then said, "What are you running from Wolf?!"
"You, you fucking she-devil!"
I then bolted out of the moon-lit village. I first went to the nearest hospital to get my wing fixed. After that, I took the rest of the journey on hoof. I was walking near the edge of a forest near-by the town where I just had left. I wonder how many ponies know about that, I thought to myself, right before a blue box had appeared in front of me, and a brown stallion with a green bow tie and a yellow-haired gray pegasus had came out. And it was a start of a whole other adventure, but that's for next time.