This is so AU it's not even funny. Well actually, it is. It's based on a conversation I had with some people I RolePlay with. At the end I'll tell you who was who. ;) Though my mates from the site will know instantly who they are. There is some serious Gender-Bending to Roxas to make it fit. There are also a few OCs in here.

-The Family-

Roxy sighed for what felt like the thousandth time that day. After a long day with the family, all Roxy wanted to do was sleep. However, she was waiting for Axel to put the kids to bed. The day had started normal, ended normal, now she just wanted to sleep. Normal was exhausting.

EARLIER IN THE DAY

Roxy woke up to the kids screaming downstairs. She could hear Axel trying to calm them down. He was always the mediator.

With a groan Roxy got out of bed and went to the bathroom. Twenty minutes later she was dressed for the day. When she got down the stairs she had to dodge two of her kids.

Ax and I need to stop adopting so many kids, she thought as she watched Neku run after their newest child, Kaninchen.

The white haired boy held Neku's headphones, or what looked like Neku's headphones. Roxy had a suspicion they weren't and the real headphones were somewhere else in the large house. The rabbit boy was probably tricking Neku into something. When Roxy looked to see if she could stop them, they had already left the house.

Roxy sighed as she passed Olette and Zexion, who were talking about books on the couch. Those two were getting along well enough that she didn't worry. Demyx was sitting on a chair next to them, strumming his Sitar as quietly as he could. Since it was so loud in the house, Roxy wasn't even sure the instrument was making noise. Sora, Kairi, Shiki, Aqua, and a few of the other children were out of sight for the moment but Roxy knew that wouldn't last.

Roxy smiled when she entered the kitchen to see Axel working on making breakfast. The mother's smile grew when she realized he was humming one of Demyx's songs. Roxy watched her husband as he worked before she stepped into the area of the kitchen he was in. Without a single word the two finished breakfast before giving each other a kiss.

Axel left after breakfast was done, taking his lunch bag with him. Zexion loaded up his car with the five high school going boys, allowing Demyx to take the front seat this day. Aqua drove the other car, Kairi sat up front in that one. There were five in Aqua's car as well. Roxy and Axel had worked it out so that the boys could go together while the girls went together. This had kept too many arguments from arising.

After making sure the older kids, ones who had graduated already, were alright, Roxy went around the house picking things up. She put the objects in the correct rooms without much trouble. She had been taking care of foster kids for many years after all. She and Axel had decided to do foster care after they graduated college.

Next on her list of things to do was laundry. It took five hours to get all the laundry done. It took another two hours to put all the clothing in the right places. By the time school ended, most of the house was clean and ready to be trashed again.

"Let's see who will be coming home tonight," Roxy told herself as she walked over to the calendar that had all upcoming dates for all the kids on it. "Looks like Neku, Demyx, Zexion, Namine, and Kaninchen will be home for the night. Sora and Kairi are going out with friends. Aqua has a date with her boyfriend. Terra and Cloud have night classes. Gilgamesh is going on his two week trip. Looks like we might have a calm night for once."

When the kids came home, Namine and Zexion helped Roxy prepare dinner. Neku and Kaninchen went to the living room to work on homework while Demyx went to his room to practice. Axel came home as dinner was placed on the table, as their routine stated.

After dinner was through and the dishes washed, Namine and Kaninchen disappeared to their rooms. Roxy worried for the new boy since he didn't spend much time with the family, but let it slide given his violent history.

"Mom, Demyx is trying to make me mad again," Neku stated as they sat in the living room.

Ax didn't look up from his paper as he commented. "Dem is a trouble maker."

Zexion followed his foster father's example and continued to read as he stated "This should be interesting."

"You should break his sitar," Roxy stated, only half-joking.

"I was thinking about it," Neku replied.

Roxy smiled at him as Axel sighed. "Poor Arpeggio," Axel sighed again.

Roxy shrugged. "We can get him a new one."

Neku laughed loudly as he listened to his foster mother.

"Can we get some more books?" Zexion asked.

"We have enough books," Roxy stated. "You just read too fast." She was teasing him, but he really didn't care.

"I don't," Neku said before he stuck his tongue out at Zexion.

"I think we might need to buy some more anyway," Axel defused the situation. "I need some new reading material myself. And I'm sure the others won't mind shopping some."

Demyx stood in the doorway with his eyes wide. The blond was in shock as he listened. "No, you will not break my sitar."

"Sitar?" Zexion asked, trying to remember the previous conversation.

"Break it!" Roxy told the boy sitting next to her. Neku laughed some more as he listened to his mom talk.

"Smash it," Zexion agreed. He hated having to listen to the musician play at night.

"Otherwise, I will," Roxy teased.

"No! I need it!" Demyx screamed.

"Fine, I'll have Mister Whiskers cut the strings," Roxy shrugged. Mister Whiskers was the family cat that Roxy had gotten during her depression.

Axel stood up and patted Demyx's shoulder. "It had a good life."

Neku laughed as Demyx fell to his knees crying for his instrument.

"I have just the Pin for the job, too," Neku told his family.

Roxy held in her laughter as Demyx continued to cry. "Ax," Demyx hiccupped, "Axel, make them st," another hiccup, "op." Roxy laughed lightly as Demyx sobbed. "Mommy! Stop being me," yet another hiccup, "mean."

"I'm not," Roxy stated calmly. "I'm being encouraging to your brother."

As Demyx cried, Axel hugged him, trying to get him to calm down. It didn't really work.

"Enjoy your sitar while you can," Neku stated after poking Demyx.

Demyx started crying again as he tried to yell. "Brother is being mean!" his almost yell came out.

"Mean, me? Why I'd never," Neku tried to sound offended.

"Yes you are!" Demyx argued.

"I am not!" Neku yelled back.

"Kids," Roxy sighed as she felt a headache coming, "please. Stop arguing."

"But Mom!" Demyx cried.

"I said stop," Roxy warned.

Neku shifted around as he mumbled. He was standing next to Demyx as he managed to get out "He started it."

Zexion smirked behind his book as he though I'm being good.

Demyx heard Neku and elbowed him.

Roxy narrowed her eyes at Neku as she stated the boy's name. Neku looked up and yelled out "See look! He elbowed me!"

"Neku, just ignore him," Roxy stated. Meanwhile, Demyx just whistled as he headed back to his room.

NOW

Yes, Roxy had a full day and all she wanted was to sleep next to her husband. As she laid down in the bed, Axel walked in and got into bed with her.

"Just be happy tomorrow's Saturday. I'll make you some pancakes in the morning," he mumbled to his wife.

-The Family-

The Cast

ROXY: Roxas, the mother

AXEL: Ax, the father

NEKU: Michael

DEMYX: Kya, me

ZEXION: Ilaie

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