This song is a parody to the song "SMASH!" by the band Starbomb, a YouTube band created by the members of the gaming YouTube channel called Game Grumps, Arin Hanson and "Danny" Avidan. This song was originally about the Nintendo video game Super Smash Brothers, as for most of their songs are about popular video game titles. The original song and music video can be found on ITunes and on their YouTube channel so if you like video games and humor you should check them out!
Warning: This song contains some language that may be too extreme for younger people.
"It was a beautiful day and everyone was excited.
There was a picnic and the whole ninja turtle crew was invited
Donnie stood up and said,"
-Donnie-
Listen everyone, I love you guys
You are my best friends in the world
You make me glad to be alive!
-Announcer-
Excuse me!
Hi there, I'm the announcer for a fun intergalactic game
It's called The Super Battle Nexus!
-Donnie-
That sounds nice how do we play?
-Announcer-
Well, first I'm going to warp you into a world of hate and war
Where you'll assault everyone you have ever known and loved before
-Donnie-
I don't think I wanna do that
-Announcer-
Oh come on! It'll be a blast!
Now grab all your little friends cause it is time for us to motherfuckin' smash!
"Whoa oh"
-Donnie-
Wait, no
"Let's go!
Kick the shit out of your friends!"
-Donnie-
Uh, that's not cool
"Have a blast while you beat their ass
And then they're force to clap for you in the end!
(3, 2, 1 Smash!)
Raphael (Hey, bro!)
Your chode has been destroyed 200%"
-Donnie-
Can't we all just get along?
"Abso-fucking-lutely not you gotta SMASH!
The stage was destroyed, hundreds of bystanders dead
Timothy held Fishface captive in his huge disgusting hands
Slash said,
"Hey Raphael, stop crying!
Just psyche up and fight instead!"
-Donnie-
I'm Donnie! All these blood stains make my purple mask look red!
-Announcer-
Casey looked keen till Hun kicked him in the knee
That madness of cold blooded murder over taken even Mikey!
He blasted Shredder to infinity with one massive ass hit
And then he toke three laser blasts like it wasn't even shit!
-Donnie-
Is the time almost over? I can't tell my face is mashed.
-Announcer-
Don't worry Donnie the clock say smash!
"Whoa oh"
-Donnie-
This blows.
"You know when Leonardo and April team up you are screwed (You're my own BROTHER!)
Fugitoid ain't so fucking cute when he is trying to annihilate you!
Karai (What do you want?) is pissed
You got a small amount of dirt on her suit (Oh you're dead bitch!)"
-Donnie-
That is the last goddamn straw!
-Announcer-
Oh shit! I think Donnie's gonna fucking smash!
-Donnie-
Hey look at me now!
I'm beating my friends
I have no regrets, this is the fucking best!
Yes I can see it now
We're having fun in the end
Now it all makes sense!
(I guess just because we smash each other, doesn't mean we're not brothers.
[punch]
Ow! Raphael, you suck!)
-Raph-
(Bite me!)