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There they were, fighting the battle of the Silver Devastation. Things were going well for Captain Jack Harkness, or 'Robbie', as he was being called by his comrades. The enemy's number was dwindling fast.
Suddenly, a laser sword cut in unexpectedly from his left. All he had time to do was gasp - the next thing he knew, he was watching his headless body crumple to the sideways ground. The battle continued around him, but he couldn't fight anymore.
"Well, this is awkward," he said, looking around helplessly from the sandy floor.