Inspired by: http:/ sutaretagaisce .deviantart .com /art /Static –Shock –Roleplay -17901755 Mostly crack.
Jon was sitting on the curb when he saw two guys walk by.
"Isn't this just a bit much, G?" the black guy complained, wearing what looked like what Static wore, sans the coat and mask, "I mean, did you have to steal my stuff?"
G laughed, fiddling with the black guy's missing, authentic looking Static coat and mask, "Of course, Mr. Hero. I mean, you get to run around in this getup all the time stopping Ebon and Hotstreak, I figure that I can try it on."
Mr. Hero stuck out his tongue, "I still say that I look better in it."
"Well duh. It's your outfit to begin with, but working with you has to have some perks. And this is definitely one of them."
"Gah… Ri-… G!"
A mischievous look appeared on G's face, "Besides, you started it first when you stole my glasses."
"And yet you still see perfectly fine, while I walk around maskless," Mr. Hero wryly noted.
"Yeah, you should work on that."
Mr. Hero made a face at G's sage reply, "Yeah, yeah, laugh it up wise guy, but I shall have my revenge."
"And the calculations as to the likely hood of any plans for revenge upon my person that I cannot identify, predict, and stop in their tracks are close to nil."
"…And that's why I don't get into logic wars with you. I predict that one day your brain will be so fried from working so hard that it'll liquefy and leak out your ears."
"Well it is nice while it lasts. Fare thee well in advance," G did a dramatic pose.
Mr. Hero gagged, "Don't do that man. It's what drags down so many heroes' reps, including mine. And yours."
"Well it's not like anyone is around to see it."
"I don't want to take that chance! What if Flash came by and saw that? He would take a picture and it would be all over the Watchtower before we could say 'Stop!'"
G started laughing.
"Awww, man! It's not funny!"
He just kept laughing and clutched at his sides.
"Stop it. Just… Stop."
"Sorry… man," G wheezed out, "Too funny…"