Levi was rudely awoken by the sound of a horse neighing. "Shut up, Jean," he screeched loudly. There was a disappointed "But I'm Jean Kirshtein… neigh," and the sound of a horse audibly flipping its hair and backing out of the hall. Levi deeply regretted his decision to let Jean wake everyone up in the mornings. He grudgingly hooped out of bed. It was time to polish his cleaning supply shrine. He pulled a fresh dust cloth out of his anus and got to work. As he polished each cleaning implement, he gently whispered complements. "You're looking pretty damn sexy today if I do say so myself, madam windex," he said, sexily. He swore madam windex turned a bit pink at this. The door slammed open. "What is it!?" said Levi, not bothering to turn around. "It's just me," said Erwin. "It's time for your mandatory sexual health check, hichew." Levi turned around. Erwin was wearing nothing but his 3dmg and a small green tutu. "Fine, let's get it over with, Erwin…," said Levi. "nuh uh uh," said Erwin in disapproval, wagging his finger. Levi sighed. "Fine," he said. "Let's get this over with, Commander Handsome." "That's better," said Erwin. He began to wiggle his eyebrows. Levi's eyes went unfocussed. He began to strip sexily while humming the tune to anaconda. When Levi's wiggle waggle was exposed, the examination began. (Author's note: My headcannon is that Levi has a little cravat around his peepee. Is that weird?) Erwin lowered his face to Levi's penor. Levi looked away and blushed. "Get it over with, i-idiot," he said. Erwin nodded and closed his eyes in focus. His eyebrows began to waggle off of his face. They slowly wiggled over to levi's manly bits and climbed up his peepee hole. Levi moaned. "oh, ah, ooooooohhhhhffffffshhhha," he said. He came. Bleach spurted everywhere. Erwin got some in his eye and scramed a bit. "ow," he said. "Looks like you passed ur test, so whatevs." Levi smiled. The bleach was just what he needed for his cleaning shin. "Oh Erin," he screeched sexily, "come over here." "What is it, hichow," asked Eren? "I need your help with something…," said Levi.