A/N: Well, it's been a while but I've been a little stuck for inspiration. Then I remembered about this fic I started ages ago and I thought I'd finish it off. It's set after my story "The Story Of Us" but you don't need to have read that to understand what's happening and was partially inspired by the lines quoted from 'Hells Bells' at the start of this chapter. It is a slight crack!fic for Sookie's line in the next chapter (I'm sure you'll guess which one :P), the title comes from a 16th century song. Hope you enjoy it! :D

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Importune Me No More


Well who's that calling? Is that your little darling?
Will she come running? Or will she go back crawling?

-'Hells Bells,' Cary Ann Hearst

Pam leant against the bar, leafing idly through a magazine as she waited for Eric to finish up in his office.

"We're closed," she drawled absently as someone entered the empty room.

"I know; that's why I came."

Pam's head snapped up and she narrowed her eyes at Sookie, "We're closed," she repeated in a low tone.

"I came to see Eric," Sookie replied, straightening her spine a little, "I know he's here," she added.

Pam didn't budge and Sookie rolled her eyes, "Could you get him for me please?"

"I'm not his secretary."

Sookie lifted her chin in an attempt to look undaunted, but Pam noticed that she clutched her handbag a little tighter.

"Then may I go and see him?" she asked.

Pam shrugged a shoulder, "Suit yourself."

Sookie made her way through the bar towards Eric's office before she paused and turned to look back at Pam. "I'm sorry about what happened with Russell," she said, "I hope you're ok."

"Just peachy," Pam replied flatly.

"Eric was really worried about you," Sookie added.

Pam bit back a tart reply and went back to leafing through her magazine, apparently unconcerned. Sookie regarded her curiously for a few minutes before she continued on without further comment.

Pam felt Eric's surprise at seeing Sookie, but it was quickly replaced by a rush of pleasure.

Pam grit her teeth and blocked their bond.

After everything that had happened Sookie thought she could just snap her fingers and Eric would return to her.

Pam snarled quietly to herself.

If he was stupid enough to do that then she was leaving, she didn't want to sit around and watch him play house.

It had been bad enough when he had amnesia.