Clary was glad that Simon and Izzy had finally DTR' had to put on some lip gloss. She was so excited that she had to do the ice bucket challenge before Alec even nominated her to calm down. But she didn't. Calm down, that is. In fact, she was so un-calm that she barged into Jocelyn and Luke's bedroom and caught them making out. After that, she was slightly more calm. And she sort of wanted to throw up. But at least she was calm. Sort of. She grabbed an antique vase and smashed it in the bathtub. After that, Jocelyn was the one who needed to calm down. Yes.

When Jocelyn had finally calmed down (by yelling at Clary and eating a lot of chocolate ice cream), Clary sneaked out of the house to go to Simon's and scream and tackle-hug him and Isabelle. On the way she shouted "WHO WANTS SOME CELERYYYY" to no one in particular. One random guy shouted back "I WANT TO PUT MY CELERY IN YOUR PANTRY." What a fucking creep. Clary swished out her seraph blade and started waltzing with it causing a small injury on her arm. When she finally arrived at Simon's she said, "Some random dude wanted to put his celery in my pantry. Did you put your celery in Isabelle's pantry yet?" At which Simon spluttered for five minutes straight while Clary cracked up.

She noticed a tombstone on the backyard. "OOOOOOHHHH WHO DIED?" she asked jumping up and down.

Simon looked at her solemnly and said, "My dog."

"But you don't even have a dog."

"Well. I found it on the streets and drank its blood. So I guess it's my dog now. Except it's dead. But it's mine."

"So it's—" Clary began to say, and suddenly Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger apparated into their backyard. "Uhhhh who are youuuuu?" asked Ron. He was obviously drunk. "—your dog?" she finished with a shocked look on her face.

"Ginnnyyyy! What a nice surprise!" Ron ran to Clary and passed out in her arms. Hermione just stood there, still trying to find a reason as to why they suddenly materialized. Clary and Simon didn't seem to notice, though, as they were too busy petting Ron's head and calling him doggy. Then, all three of them noticed that it was raining spaghetti and cows.

"IT'S CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS!" yelled Simon. "TOO BAD I CAN'T EAT THE MEATBALLS!"

"Meatballs? Where?" Ron suddenly woke back up. "I WANT MEATBALLS!"

"Time for lunch!" yelled Hermione as a cow fell into her plate that she conjured (which, seriously, why weren't those two weirdos saying anything about things coming out of thin air?).

Clary was now yelling at Hermione and Ron to DTR so she could smash another vase in the bathtub. She enjoyed smashing vases in the bathtub. Maybe she should break up with Jace and then get back together just so they could DTR again and she could smash more vases.

AhmedA says: one thing everybody in the world should know: Napkins are as awesome as juice boxes.

Nox says: pizza is better than both.