Bi the blood of god!

"You must first determine your partners sexuality," McGonagall ordered, "Then transfigure yourself into their ideal partner."

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Harry, Ron and Hermione walked into Transfiguration class just as Professor McGonagall started writing on the board. When she heard them come in, she turned and looked at them sternly.

"Do you care to explain why you are late?"

"Sorry Professor," Harry apologized, "We were talking with Professor Dumbledore."

"All right then. Sit down."

The three sat down in the front row of the class. McGonagall turned back to the board, and continued to write on it. When she had finished, she turned back to face the class.

"All right. You are all mature 7th years now, so I expect you to be able to do this project without making a fuss. You are going to do this in pairs, which I will draw out of a hat. There will be no swapping of pairs, and each pair will be one Slytherin with one Gryffindor."

The whole class let out a groan. Not only were they not allowed to pick their own pairs, but also they had to pair up with their enemies.

"Now, now, it isn't that bad. I'm sure you can all be at least civil to each other for the remainder of the lesson. Alright, here are the pairs."

"Professor?" Hermione interrupted. "Aren't you going to tell us what we're doing?"

"Not yet. Now pairs are; Ronald Weasley and Millicent Bulstrode,"

Ron let out a loud groan. Harry heard him mutter something under his breath about the draws being rigged.

"Lavender Brown and Vincent Crabbe, Hermione Granger and Pansy Parkinson,"

"Pansy?" Hermione squeaked. "I have to work with Pansy?"

"Neville Longbottom and Blaise Zabini, Parvati Patil and Gregory Goyle, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy..."

Harry didn't hear McGonagall say the rest of the pairs. He was in too much shock at having to work with Malfoy. He could feel someone staring at him, and turned to see that Malfoy was staring at him in shock. Harry glared at him, before turning back to McGonagall.

"All right, now that you are in your pairs, I will tell you what you have to do. You must first determine your partners sexuality," McGonagall ordered, "Then transfigure yourself into their ideal partner."

The whole class stared at her in stunned silence. Many mouths moved, but no sound came out. Then Harry got his mind thinking fast enough to say something.

"You've got to be kidding Professor."

"And why would I kid you Potter?"

"I...I don't know. Some kind of...joke?"

"I assure you, Potter, this is no joke. Now each of you grab your wand and follow me. Each pair will have a room, and you are to stay there until I come and tell you that you can leave. You must stay in the room, in your transfigured form, until them, understand?"

"Yes professor," The class replied meekly.

"Good. Now follow me."

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Okay, that was kinda short. But please review and tell me who you would like to hear about first. But it can't be Harry and Draco. They'll be last.