Hermione Granger, the Cleverest Witch in the World

by aussiesheila47

What would The Princess Bride be like, told with the Harry Potter characters instead? Maybe a little something like this ... currently on hiatus.

1. Playbill

'Hermione Granger, the Cleverest Witch in the World.'

Playbill:

Buttercup: Hermione

Westley: Ron

Prince Humperdinck: Viktor

Vizzini: Percy

Inego: Harry

Fezzik: Hagrid

Count Tirrone 'Ty' Rugen: Severus 'Sniv' Snape

Miracle Max: Amazing Albus

Valerie: Minerva

Dignified Clergyman: Wilkie Twycross

Albino: Draco

Enjoy!

A.N: I was going to do this with the Marauder-Era characters, but some things just wouldn't work. Plus it's now kind of against my ethic to present James (Westley) as preferable to Severus (Prince Humperdinck) for Lily (Buttercup), even though this is firmly rooted in the pre-DH Potterverse.