"CAW CAW!" The call of a hawk screeched through the room at an unpleasantly high pitch. However it was not a hawk who shouted the words, in fact not even a bird. No no, it was one of S.H.I.E.L.D's very own master assassins. And as the shrill bird call was yelled, Clint Barton tackled his best friend into a couch, knocking it over and rolling several times on the floor until finally pinning him to the ground.
"God Clint! Get the hell off of me!" The billionaire demanded as he struggled beneath his crazed friend, though was finding it difficult as Clint's knees wouldn't budge from his arms. With the other four Avengers having gone off, the two friends had entirely no supervision or anyone to keep them on task, and it had been quite a while since they spent any of their own free time together. Apparently a childish battle of Who Would Win was the outcome of this.
"Who's the powerless Avenger now, huh?! I practically spent my whole life in training! I don't need any special powers to kick your ass!" Clint mocked as he brought his nerf gun to Tony's face, taking aim before shooting it repeatedly.
"Oh my god Clint stop!" Each foam dart that hit Tony's face resulted in a wince as he shook his head to do the best that he could to avoid the shots, however failed miserably.
"I'm not going to stop until you admit defeat! I win and I'm stronger than you!" The nerf gun continued to shoot away and Tony groaned loudly in annoyance.
"No! You'll run out of darts before that happens!" Tony shouted back completely defiant and the archer rolled his eyes, ceasing his constant shots.
"You know, Tony, I really didn't want to do this but you leave me no choice." Letting out a long breath of a fake sigh, Clint set down his nerf gun only to reach behind him and picked up his very own water super blaster. Tony's dark eyes widened and a shade of color drained him.
"Clint. Don't. You. Dare. I will fucking rip your head off!" Taking in quick breaths, the billionaire begun fiercely struggling and fighting to get his friend off of him.
"Hmmm..." A smirk creeped across the assassin's lips as he leaned more forward to put higher pressure on Tony's arms and keep him from escaping. "Wrong choice of words buddy." Without a moment's hesitation, Clint showed no mercy and sprayed the super blaster on full blast towards the defenseless hero.
"Son of a..!" The billionaire coughed and sputtered as the water was blasted into his face and he began thrashing far harder than before. With Clint being extremely caught up in his fun, Tony finally had the chance to slip his arms from under the archer's legs and shoved him forcefully from himself. Rolling onto his side, Tony harshly coughed out the water he was choking on and gasped for air while laying drenched in the puddle of water. But Clint wasn't giving up that easily.
"Admit defeat and say that I'm better at fighting than you are!" The archer ordered after quickly jumping to his feet, taking aim once again with his super blaster and continuing to soak the man laying against floor. Tony instantly curled into a ball with his hands over his head to protect himself from the shooting water but it was hardly helping his cause.
"God damn it just stop it! Stop it stop it stop it!" The arrogant hero yelled, dreading the thought of giving in. But when he continued to cough out more water, he wasn't sure how much of this he could take. Fortunately for him, an unsuspecting hero just happened to walk into the room as the billionaire was about to break.
"Christ! What the hell is going on?" Both men immediately stopped what they were doing as they turned their heads towards the sound of the voice.
Steve Rogers held a shocked yet confused expression as he fully took in the scene. Water was everywhere, nerf darts were scattered, furniture was knocked to the ground, and lamps were broken.
"Oh uh... Hey Steve." Clint started, taking quick glances towards Tony who was still gasping for air upon the ground. "We were just Umm-" Before he could even begin to come up with an excuse, Tony took this opportunity to quickly jump from the floor and wrap his arms around Clint's neck from behind to put him in a firm head lock. Caught by surprise, the archer let out a shriek that was much more high pitched than he would have liked.
"Clint you scream like a girl!" Grunted Tony while trying to keep the most secure headlock possible.
"Ugh Tony..!" The archer choked as his face was turning more red. "You're soaked, get off of me!"
"Oh I'm soaked, am I? I wonder why the hell that is!"
"Woah will you boys settle down?" Steve was now taking a few cautious steps towards the childish fight as he looked between the two men. "This is ridiculous."
"Yeah in a second Steve. I'm just proving a point." Tony stated with a smirk as if he had been beating Clint this whole time.
"Caw..." Choked Hawkeye and his hands struggled to get a good grip around Tony's arms. "CAAW!" With the sudden screech, Clint jerked forward flipping his friend over his head and sent him crashing into the wooden coffee table below. The coffee table immediately smashed under the force of the crash and Tony laid groaning with pain in the unpleasant mess of table debris.
"Oooh god you bastard." The billionaire uttered with a slow shake of the head as he pushed a few wooden pieces from his body.
"Hah! I told you you couldn't beat me! I told you!" Reclaiming his super blaster, Clint hollered his success and begun shooting the water directly at his friend once again; earning him several shouts of swears from Tony.
"God alright you two calm yourselves already!" Ordered Steve as he hurriedly made his way over to the archer. "Enough is enough." With that he grabbed the water weapon and jerked it away from the archer.
"Woah wait! He still hasn't admitted how much better I am than him!" But there was nothing he could say that would change Steve's mind about this.
"You... Fucker..!" Tony coughed as he rolled over onto his knees, choking on more water and struggling to pull himself over to the nearest armchair
"Seriously guys? Is this what happens when you're alone? That's pretty sad." Steve's eyebrows were furrowed as he glanced over to the billionaire who was still panting while sloppily sitting into the arm chair. "You alright Tony?"
"Hm?" The billionaire breathed out between pants as he looked back towards Steve. "Oh yeah of course. We were just kind of Umm.. Having a battle. All in good fun."
"Yeah Steve don't you know how to have fun?" The archer added with a raised eyebrow.
"What? Well I mean... Of course I know how to have fun. But you guys are really making a mess of things." Steve replied in almost a defensive manner as his arms folded across his chest.
"Mmnope! Steve doesn't know how to have fun!" Tony chimed in taking his best friend's side.
"What? How is this now against me? Tony I was defending you!"
"Yeaah.. Noo. Well the thing is, I don't need defending." The billionaire continued as he stood from the chair. "Steve I dare you to have fun with us."
"Oh my god yes! Steve spend just this day with us and you will see why we behave the way we do!" Clint and Tony were both looking completely ridiculous, begging their friend to join in on childish games. But Steve had to admit, there was a part of him that thought it actually sounded nice as a break from the heavy life of a hero.
"You guys... You guys are ridiculous. Why would I even want... To..." The captain hesitated, taking glances between his friends. "Just this day, huh?"
"We promise it will be fun." Tony smirked.
"Fine." With a short breath of defeat, Steve looked back towards the two childish men. "What do you guys do for 'fun?'" The question drew wider smiles from the two best friends and they looked at each other as if transmitting telepathic messages.
"Truth..." Tony started.
"Or dare." Finished the archer.
"Oh god..." Steve had no idea what he was getting himself into.
This fic was written by Pudding of Pudding and Jello's Avenger fics!
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