Warnings: Contains crack, suggestive themes, foul language, bad grammar, and yaoi
Disclaimer: We do not own vampire knight and some of the ideas here. If there are any works/usernames similar to ours, it is not intended so please don't sue.
Author's Note + Details: This story is co-authorized by XbLuE-kIttYxX... We just made it out of the blue in the middle of the night... I was inspired by a story and then the story became plural so.... whatever...
Just for reference…
cookieluver= Rima
Blood_lUst06= Rido
ice_queen= Shizuka
frozenbeauty= Aidou
bAby_01_mOre_tYm= Kaname (O_o)
c00l_pAciFist3233= Kaien cross
SkittlesAndRainbows= Yuuki
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U= Zero
gReeNEyeSd0nTLiE= Ichijou
siLent_kEy= Shiki
lUv_U_lUv_mE_n0t= Ruka
bArbiE_gUy= Akatsuki
mYsticAL_pr0tect0r=Seiren
sw0rdHUNTER_dUde= Yagari
sleepingprincess79= Kurenai Maria
SayHIandZipUrKAss= Ichiru
gEnTLeToUch0fLovE= Juuri
pAterPatriA= Haruka
iAm_n0t_oLd= Ichiou
BeaUtywithBrAinS= Yori
Now, on with the story!! Again, we were just inspired and we do not intend to copy the works of others... Please do forgive if it somehow insults you... The flow of the story would be in chat format and so are the words...
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bAby_01_mOre_tYm: any1 here?
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: im on
SkittlesAndRainbows: me 2
gReeNEyeSd0nTLiE joined the chatroom
SkittlesAndRainbows: so, uh. how's everyone?
BeaUtywithBrAinS joined the chatroom
bAby_01_mOre_tYm: i fil lyk singing...
bArbiE_gUy: oh no....
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: sing nd i'll shoot u.
bAby_01_mOre_tYm: as if you could, loser
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: watch me.
sw0rdHUNTER_dUde joined the chatroom
SkittlesAndRainbows: w8! don't kill any1!
sw0rdHUNTER_dUde: wuz up, losers?
cookieluver: eyepatch is here......
bArbiE_gUy: whu u callin' loser?
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: kuran
c00l_pAciFist3233: now, now. no fighting.
Blood_lUst06 joined the chatroom
gEnTLeToUch0fLovE joined the chatroom
pAterPatriA joined the chatroom
ice_queen joined the chatroom
sleepingprincess79 joined the chatroom
ice_queen: zero...
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: oh great...more losers
ice_queen: i wan't u 2 run errands 4 me...
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: im not ur errand boy
ice_queen: we're bound by blood...
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: who cares...
ice_queen: meaning
ice_queen: u can't say no....
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: i already said...errr...typed it.. NO
SayHIandZipUrKAss joined the chatroom
siLent_kEy: what's with the annoying name?
SayHIandZipUrKAss: the f*ck do u care?
siLent_kEy: it's annoying
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: ice_queen! ain't u supposed to be dead?!
Blood_lUst06: yes....shouldn't you be dead, ice_queen?
bAby_01_mOre_tYm: well, shouldn't you be dead, Blood_lUst06?
SayHIandZipUrKAss: f*ck u siLent_kEy!
siLent_kEy: ....
ice_queen: well, i came back to haunt u i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U
cookieluver: he's mine to f*ck SayHIandZipUrKAss
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: well, im not scared
SkittlesAndRainbows: uhmmm...
siLent_kEy: i don't care bout that. hey, how r u gReeNEyeSd0nTLiE?
gReeNEyeSd0nTLiE: still here
frozenbeauty: you losers suck
BeaUtywithBrAinS: its gona get bloody isn't it, SkittlesAndRainbows?
SkittlesAndRainbows: i thnk so....
c00l_pAciFist3233: no..no bloodshed!
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U left the chatroom.
*everyone hears gunshot*
Zero: Get the f--- out of there, Kuran!
ice_queen left the chatroom.
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U joined the chatroom.
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: coward...
SkittlesAndRainbows: wat happened?
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: your BROTHER is such a big LOSER!!!
gReeNEyeSd0nTLiE: how 'bout u, siLent_kEy?
siLent_kEy: still here....having to deal with the ANNOYING and pestering of the 2 kiryuus
sleepingprincess79: hello...
SkittlesAndRainbows: hi!
sleepingprincess79: uhm, how r u?
SkittlesAndRainbows: fine...a lil bit stuck with disaster..but fine
gEnTLeToUch0fLovE: yuuki, are you alright??
bAby_01_mOre_tYm: my loneliness, is killing me.... and I..... I must confess I still believe! stiiiiillllll beliiieeeveee!!!!!
pAterPatriA: my son has gone nuts...
bAby_01_mOre_tYm: hit me baby one more time!!!
gEnTLeToUch0fLovE: kaname, are you alright??
sw0rdHUNTER_dUde: i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U, did u happen to use the pink bullet?
bAby_01_mOre_tYm: oh baby baby......yeeeaaaaaahhhh!!!!
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: yeah, y?
SkittlesAndRainbows: onii-sama, r u alryt??
sw0rdHUNTER_dUde: dat bullet contains drugs dat makes a vampire high....
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: ah sh*t
SkittlesAndRainbows: noooooooo!!!! onii-sama's high?!
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: so dat's why kuran acted..WEIRDER!!.....LOSER!!!
bAby_01_mOre_tYm: dooooon't uuuu knoooo i stiiilll beliiiiieeeeeeveeeee!!! sooooo giiiv me a siiiiiiign......
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: yuuki, get the bloody rose. i'll shoot ur annoying brother to dust
SkittlesAndRainbows: nooooo!
mYsticAL_pr0tect0r: i wil kill u if u kill him.
sw0rdHUNTER_dUde: then i will kill u if u kill him
c00l_pAciFist3233: den, i will kiss u just lyk last nyt to stop u from killing...
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: *twitch
sw0rdHUNTER_dUde: hey, dats our personal lyf!
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: ....
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: ....
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: ....
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: *twitch twitch
SkittlesAndRainbows: goodie im not home....
SkittlesAndRainbows: wait....okaa-sama...otou-sama......aren't you supposed to be dead??
c00l_pAciFist3233: since d kids r not hir, y don't we do it again?
sw0rdHUNTER_dUde: xur
sw0rdHUNTER_dUde left the chatroom.
bAby_01_mOre_tYm: oh kiryuu-kun.........
c00l_pAciFist3233 left the chatroom.
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: what do you want, kuran?
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: oh sh*t
pAterPatriA: kuran who?
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: kaname
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: who else is loser enough to have the username bAby_01_mOre_tYm
bAby_01_mOre_tYm: oh, dat's simple. i want u nd ur body.... not as fud but sumthn.....else....
pAterPatriA: has my son turned gay?
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: ah sh*t....
SkittlesAndRainbows: onii-sama's gay? then it should be onee-sama. ^_^
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: now's not the time for that....
bAby_01_mOre_tYm: im not gay
bAby_01_mOre_tYm: just homo.....
pAterPatriA: i cant tke this
gEnTLeToUch0fLovE: me too
pAterPatriA left the chatroom
gEnTLeToUch0fLovE: wat did we do wrong?
gEnTLeToUch0fLovE left the chatroom
Blood_lUst06: oh geez....my nephew is gay?
ice_queen has joined the chatroom.
ice_queen: the man whu killed me is gay?
SkittlesAndRainbows: onii-sama, i mean, onee-sama killed you?
ice_queen: is it something that i shouln't have said?
bAby_01_mOre_tYm left the chatroom
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: wtf?
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: get off me kaname!
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: HELP! HARRASMENT!
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: im too young!!
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U: im only 17!!
i_sh0ot_peOple_lYk_U left the chatroom.
ice_queen: hurray! about tym dat slave got his cherry popped.
Blood_lUst06: wat about u?
ice_queen: wat about me?
Blood_lUst06: y dont we settle dis in d afterworld?
ice_queen: xur
ice_queen left the chatroom.
Blood_lUst06 left the chatroom.
BeaUtywithBrAinS: looks lyk a lot of ppl will get der toast buttered 2nite. i'm outta here.
BeaUtywithBrAinS left the chatroom.
SkittlesAndRainbows: YORI-CHAN!!! DONT LEAVE MEEEEEE!!!!!
SkittlesAndRainbows left the chatroom
SayHIandZipUrKAss: NOOOOOOOO!! SHIZUKA!! Y HIM??!!
SayHIandZipUrKAss left the chatroom.
cookieluver: so...they left....
frozenbeauty: hah! see that ruka! ur beloved kaname's gay. now he's off rping zero.
lUv_U_lUv_mE_n0t: kaname-sama is NOT GAY!!!!
frozenbeauty: what do you think they're doing in zero's room?
frozenbeauty: he's what? homo? he alreay confessed.
frozenbeauty: hey,hey, akatsuki.... let's go watch!!!!!
lUv_U_lUv_mE_n0t: noooo.....
lUv_U_lUv_mE_n0t left the chatroom.
frozenbeauty: as i was saying, lets go watch!
bArbiE_gUy: ...you're kidding..aren't you....hanabusa??
mYsticAL_pr0tect0r has left the chatroom.
bArbiE_gUy: seiren couldn't stand the truth....
frozenbeauty: nah, let's go play with my action figures.
bArbiE_gUy: okay!!
frozenbeauty: just, don't sing the theme song...
bArbiE_gUy: and there you go destroying my dreams again.....
frozenbeauty: u gonna play or wt?
bArbiE_gUy: im on!
bArbiE_gUy left the chatroom
frozenbeauty left the chatroom.
sleepingprincess79: uhm, cookieluver, wt r dose tems?
cookieluver: wat terms?
sleepingprincess79: uhm, cherry popped and toast buttered nd rping?
cookieluver: uh...
cookieluver: dose r things grownups do.
cookieluver: it involves different parts f ur bodies.....
cookieluver: darn it! those guys dunno anything about pg-13! they'r so gonna get it.
cookieluver left the chatroom
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iAm_n0t_oLd: kids this days....
iAm_n0t_oLd: that exchange was quite interesting. i hav 2 go now. don't stay up too late.
iAm_n0t_oLd left the chatroom
gReeNEyeSd0nTLiE: so, it's just us left.
siLent_kEy: nope..only you....im out of here
siLent_kEy left the chatroom
gReeNEyeSd0nTLiE: -sigh- when will i be able to tell him?
gReeNEyeSd0nTLiE left the chatroom.
c00l_pAciFist3233 joined the chatroom
sw0rdHUNTER_dUde joined the chatroom
c00l_pAciFist3233: well, that was fun
sw0rdHUNTER_dUde: hell yes, it was
c00l_pAciFist3233: huh???where are the kids??
sw0rdHUNTER_dUde: dunno
sw0rdHUNTER_dUde: maybe they left...duh
c00l_pAciFist3233: let's do it again!
sw0rdHUNTER_dUde: hell yes!
sw0rdHUNTER_dUde left the chatroom
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