Before I start this story I would like to thank my beta Hades who dosnt have an account on here but is just overly epic nontheless. Also, I don't own Harry Potter or any of the random characters that come into it. Hope you enjoy it!

Neville Longbottom and the Philosopher's Stone

Chapter 1

A giant on a huge motorbike flew down from the dark, night sky and pulled a baby from the back. He was greeted by a man with a long white beard and a woman, both wearing robes. They placed him gently on the doorstop to his Gran's house leaving him in the middle of the night, in the freezing cold and didn't even bother to ring the doorbell before they left.

10 years later (massive time jump)

"NEVILLE"

He woke suddenly and went downstairs, into the living room where his Gran was sitting.

"I want pancakes" she announced.

"..."

"..."

"You don't like pancakes, Gran."

She glared at him and he ran into the kitchen and began making her pancakes. After a few minutes, he walked back into the room with them.

"I don't want pancakes anymore."

"Of course you don't." he sighed.

"It's my birthday and I want to go to the muggle Zoo." Neville was confused.

"Gran, it's not your birthday and you don't like muggles."

"Shut up and get your jacket. And deal with those pancakes."

"OK, Gran."

Neville went and got his jacket and returned to the room to stand with his Gran, absent-mindedly munching half a pancake. They stepped in to the fireplace together and she picked a bit of floo powder and yelled the address. They appeared in the fireplace in the reptile house.

Neville stepped out the fireplace, wondering why the hell there was a fireplace in the middle of a muggle Zoo. As he turned to ask his Gran he saw that she had already run off and was yelling at a crocodile to give her its skin so she could make a bag. She was like that. Sighing and shaking his head Neville wandered off to check out the rest of the reptile house.

He saw a boy by the snake enclosure with a scar just like his. He ran up to him.

"OMG, we have the same scar."

The boy just glared at him. Internally that boy was thinking "Son of bitch stole my look. And who the hell says OMG in real life?"

Neville however was thinking "He looks like he's gonna kill me."

Before Neville or the other boy could say anything else to each other, Neville was suddenly grabbed by the ear and before he knew it, his Gran was dragging him back to the fireplace. Looking back at the boy, he swore he saw him talking to the snake. He was crazy.

The next day

Neville had just got his acceptance letter into Hogwarts and was already shopping in Diagon Alley with his gran. He had just picked up all his books in Flourish and Blotts and was looking for his gran to pay for them but realized that she had disappeared. Again. He paid for the books himself and stepped outside the shop when something slimy and squishy, slammed into the side of his head. Peeling it off his face, he found it to be a toad. Looking up to see were it came from, he saw his gran 10 shops down glaring at him.

"IT'S CALLED TREVOR"

She then turned and scuttled off, leaving Neville to make his own way back home. Again.

At the platform

Neville was walking down the platforms with his gran, trying to see platform 9 and ¾. When he turned to ask her where it was, she had disappeared. Again. He wished that she would stop doing that.

He was now standing between platforms 9 and 10 completely confused when a family of redheads showed up.

The two twins rattled something off about how one of them is Fred and the other is George but not to bother trying to learn which ones which, before they ran through the wall. Neville turned to the women he assumed to be their mother.

"Excuse me, how do you get onto the platform?" The woman turned to glare at him.

"..."

"..."

"Run through the bloody wall, you idiot!"

Cowering away from the woman, Neville ran through the wall pushing his trolley in front of him. Once he was through, he stopped to stare at the amazing world through the wall and look at the normal looking train when something hard rammed into his back.

"OWW"

"BLOODY MOVE!"

Neville turned to see the red head boy standing half way through the wall.

"OWW! GINNY STOP KICKING ME AND YOU, MOVE OUT THE BLOODY WAY!"

Neville moved out of the way of the screaming redhead, who then stalked past him muttering about him being a twat. Neville made his way onto the train with his toad muttering about how the boy was a bastard.

On the train

As Neville sat down on the train, the redhead boy came and sat in his compartment with him.

"I'm Ron. Ron Weasley."

"... Hello"

"You're Neville Longbottom, right? The boy who lived?"

"...err ...Yeah"

"Wanna be friends?"

"Erm...okay?"

"Cool, do you have any chocolate?"

Neville looked side to side before getting a chocolate bar out of his bag. Without saying thank you, he snatched it and began eating.

Then a frizz ball walked in and made fun of Ron.

Neville took this opportunity to throw his toad out the door and hope that no one noticed but the frizz ball noticed and went after it. Damn.

When they got off the train they met a giant.

"MY NAMES HAGRID"

"Why are you yelling?"

"IM NOT YELLIN, WHY ARE YOU WISPERIN?"

All the students looked round at each other in confusion. Neville saw that boy with the scar that he saw at the zoo. He was holding hands with a blond lad. Weird.

As they got into the boats, Neville noticed that the frizz ball got in his and Ron's boat trying to sit next to Ron. She obviously fancies him.

At the castle they met a witch called McGonagall. She was telling them about the ceremony thingamajig, when the frizz ball nudged him and pointed at the toad and the witch's feet. Damn. He put a smile and dived forward screaming Trevor. He bloody hated this thing. McGonagall stared at him, and he looked up at her, feeling the anger. Oops.

The double doors then opened and they all walked forward to be put into their houses or well, put on tables anyway.

Hope you liked the first chapter of the story. It's my first story, so please no flaming.