The Surprise

by Killjoy Queen

Salad Fingers poem I wrote about events following episode two when bored one day. It's pretty creepy, imo.

Hello there.

Hello

Marjorie Stewart Baxter,

Jeremy Fisher

and

Hubert Cumberdale.

(Or was that Barbara Logan Price?),

I want you

to put on all of your

very,

very

BEST clothes,

as I have a

SPECIAL TREAT

coming up.

.............

.............

What's that?

Do I hear an

outstanding objection,

Jeremy Fisher?

You'll

do

what

you're

told,

or else, you will get

NONE

of the mulberry pie before bed-time.

...............

Mother is disappointed with you too,

Marjorie.

You are

interrupting

her gentle,

RUSTY

caress.

Shame, for your dress is

BEAUTIFUL,

like Florence

at the Epsom Derby

before the Great War.

...............

You look somewhat distressed,

Hubert Cumberdale.

Shall I ask

Mabel

to join in with our

frivolous affairs?

After all,

THE SURPRISE

is rude to serve

to my honoured

AQUAINTENCES

without

delicious

juice-sauce.