Okay, here's the low-down. We don't own any of these… never have… never will. You get the point, so just sit back and
enjoy! Now, before we start our little
ficcy, we should introduce you to each character and their role in this
insanely pointless idea! *Ahem* We now
present to you the McGundam's crew--STARRING:
Quatre
Raberba Winner as the Manager of McGundam's
Heero Yuy as
the Drive-thru cashier
Duo Maxwell
as the Cook (aka Hamburger flipper)
Trowa Barton
as the Front-counter cashier
Wufei Chang
as the Janitorial staff
Zechs
Merquise as the Fry "distributor" (it makes him feel more important this way)
Hilde
Schbeiker as the Maintenance man…uh…I mean woman
Catherine
Bloom as the Mascot
Dorothy
Catalonia as the Supply/Truck driver
--Also including any other character we decide to randomly (and
we mean RANDOMLY) put in here…
Now… ON WITH THE
SHOW
The year is after
colony 191 and the Gundam pilots have run into financial trouble (Hey! Fueling those huge tin cans of theirs must
be pretty darn expensive!). With the
help of Relena Peacecraft (and her HUGE bank account) the Gundam's have
successful begun their own franchise, commonly known as McGundam's. Unfortunately, other people also need the
financial wealth that comes with opening a successful business, and thus begins
a new war.
Episode XXXX:
The Final Rivalry
*Inside a small shop lie the heroes of our peace and
prosperity. Here they have found a
quiet life-style to pass their time*
Quatre: DUO! I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES!
DON'T REUSE ANYTHING THAT
FALLS ON THE FLOOR! AND THAT INCLUDES
BURGER PATTIES!
*Um…ehehe…did
I say quiet?*
Wufie: (mumbling complaints to himself while
mopping the floor) *Grumble, grumble* stupid job! *Grumble, grumble* stupid kid
who spilt his soda! *Grumble, grumble* I think that I just won't put up the
'caution wet floor' sign! (snickers and keeps mopping)
Heero: (walks by Quatre to drive-thru window with
fries in his hands) (Drops fries) (picks them up and places them in bag to give
to customer)
Quatre: (staring at Heero in frustration and
disgust) HEERO NOT YOU TOO!
Heero: (turns and glares at Quatre) Your stomach is
weak!
Quatre: (throws down his 'manager's clipboard')
THAT'S IT! ALL OF YOU HAVE TO STAY
AFTER FOR AN EMPLOYEE'S MEETING TONIGHT!
All Gundams except
Quatre: *GROAN*
Little boy with soda: (runs by front counter to place Wufei just
mopped up) Mom! I filled your cup
for…WAAAAH! (slips on wet floor, spilling
the soda all over)
Quatre: (Face flushes bright red)
Wufei: (snickers) (whispers to self) Stupid
kid. That'll teach him.
Quatre: (grabs front-counter microphone) WUFEI! CLEAN UP ON AISLE SIX!
Wufei: (immediately stops laughing) (grabs bucket
and mop, grumbles as he walks) Stupid kid. Making me clean up that stupid aisle six…(looks perplexed) Hey! (turns
to look at Quatre) Since when did we have aisles?
Quatre: (Flushes even brighter red [this time in
embarrassment]) urrr…since NOW! So just
SHUT UP and do what you're supposed to! (Puts hand on forehead) Man, I need some aspirin.
Heero: YOU ARE WEAK! (begins chanting phrase over
and over again)
Quatre: (Picks up
clipboard from floor and chucks it at Heero's head)
Heero: YOU ARE….GWAAAH!
(ducks for cover, clipboard soars over Heero's head, out the drive-thru window
and into a soccer mom van)
Soccer mom: Here's your 32
…*THWUNK*(falls over onto shift gear, dropping the money in the process, zooms
out into intersection)
(Kids can be heard
screaming "Weeeeee!!!!" )
Heero: (blinks) (honking
and screeching of wheels can be heard from the intersection)…(speaks into
microphone) have a nice day!
Quatre: …(blink)…(blink) WHERE'S MY THERAPIST!!
(storms into bathroom not looking) …AHHH(runs out screaming with make-up
accessories following him)
Wufei: (Quatre runs by
him) (snickers) stupid manager! He really is weak!!!
_______ Forward to
employee meeting ______
(All the Gundam boys,
except Quatre and including Zechs, are lounging around in the office)
Duo: Yo Zechs! Betcha 50 bucks I can throw this pickle farther than one of your French
fries!
Zechs: Your on!!!
(They both whip out their
plastic, cheap sporks)
Duo: (smiles) You go first
Zechs!!!
Zechs: My pleasure (puts
French fry on spoon part of the spork, bends it back and let's her fly straight
into Wufei)
Wufei: (looks evily at
Zechs) PICK IT UP NOW!!! I'VE HAD TO
PICK THEM UP ALL DAY!! AND I'M NOT DOIN IT NO MORE!!
Trowa: (looks up from the
circus magazine he was reading) It's "I'm not doing it anymore!"
Wufei: SHUDDAP! (throws
French fry at Trowa)
Trowa: (French fry makes
contact with his head, he blinks and looks back down at magazine)
Zechs: (turns to Duo) Your
turn!!
Duo: (smiles and loads his
ammo onto spork) Let's get ready to rumble, Duo style!! (pulls back on spork
and let's pickle fly) (chants) go go go go go!
Quatre: (walks into room
as pickle flys straight into his yawning mouth) GACK! (grabs his throat and
begins turning red)
Duo: -_-' eheheh! Sorry bout that Quatre!
Zechs: …does anybody
notice that he's turning purple? Is
that suppose to be a normal color of the facial capillaries?
Trowa: (looks up from
magazine) No! (looks back down)
Quatre: (falls over
unconscious, forcefully shooting the pickle from his esophagus and onto Trowa's
'McGundams shirt')
Trowa: (slams magazine on
coffee table and stands up) Ok, that's it!! I can stand being pelted with
French fries but a PICKLE!! THAT'S JUST
NASTY!!!!
(everything goes quiet)
Trowa: (blushes and sits
back down)
(everything still remains
silent)
Heero: (whispering in
dreamy trance)…..releeeenaaaaaa………releeeenaaa…..
Duo: (turns to the Wufei
and Zechs)….did you hear something?
Heero:
…releeeeeeeenaaaaaaaaa……releeenaaaaa!
Zechs: (mood shifts to
anger)…grrr..who's ever talkin' bout my sista will get French fries up his-
Quatre: (suddenly jumps up
to stare at Zechs) ZECHS KEEP IT CLEAN! THIS IS A FAMILY ORIENTED BUSINESS!
Duo and Zechs: (scream
like little girlies, at Quatre's outburst, and jump behind the couch Trowa's
sitting on)
Wufei: (surprised by
Quatre's outburst, grabs mop and whacks Quatre into Trowa)
Quatre:
DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Trowa: (Looks up to see blonde object flying toward
him) What the – (object falls on him) OUUFFFFF! (couch tilts backwards onto Duo and Zechs)
Wufei: (stares in
disbelief)
Heero: …releenn…uh??
(breaks out of trance, looks around) ……..mission completed ….
TO BE CONTINUED!
Will the Gundam ever be successful in more than
fighting and bickering?? Will Quatre
ever get respect?? Will Wufei ever like
his job?? Or will Heero ever get a grip
on reality?? Find out these and more
..er maybe not!