Honey, I Shrunk the Dragonslayer…
By Ginga!
Author's Note: I just couldn't resist this idea. The mental images I got from imagining this are just so
KAWAII!! ^_^
Folken stood in front of the small audience, which included Van, Allen, Hitomi, and Merle. He cleared
his throat, and motioned to the large object covered in a heavy cloth that was sitting to the right of him.
"My latest invention." He announced. "I call it my Super-duper-shrinker-dinker-ma-bob!" In one
dramatic movement, he ripped the covering off the machine to reveal his gadget. The audience oohed and
ahed, leaning closer for a better view of the contraption.
Hitomi looked at the machine curiously. "What does it do, Folken?"
Folken positioned himself behind the Super-duper-shrinker-dinker-ma-bob. "Well, when you aim
it at an object," He swiveled the end of the invetion around. "And press this button-"
Just then, Dilandau burst into the room, his Dragonslayers following closely. "Folken! How dare-
" He was cut off abruptly as a blue beam from Folken's Super-duper-shrinker-dinker-ma-bob shot out,
hitting the Dragonslayer captain and enveloping him.
"Dilandau-sama!!" The Dragonslayers shrieked, their eyes wide with fear for their leader.
The light soon faded away, leaving Dilandau, who had radically reduced in size.
"Kami-sama!" Van gasped. "He's a chibi!"
The tiny Dilandau looked around in bewilderment. "W-wha happened?"
Hitomi clamped her hands to the side of her head. "Too…cute…system…overload…too…cu-"
Her head exploded in a burst of flame, the rest of her closely following. Chibi Dilandau clapped his
chubby lil' hands together. "Go BOOM!" He cried gleefully.
Folken stood staring at the tiny captain of the Dragonslayers. "B-but…it…how…I…"
Dilandau turned his minute attentions to Merle, and quickly made his way over to her. "Kitty-
cat!" His small hands shot out and grabbed the cat-girl's tail, giving it a hearty tug.
Merle yowled, trying to tug her tail back out of the maniacal chibi's grasp. "Lemme go!!!"
Van managed to wrench the boy's hands off of Merle's tail, and the cat girl promptly bounded off,
hissing angrily. The fanelian king looked down sternly at Dilandau. "No! Bad! You don't pull Merle's
tail! Bad!"
The chibi's eyes grew large and watery, his lower lip trembling. "I sorry." He whimpered.
Van couldn't be angry at that face. "It's okay. Just don't do it again."
Dilandau smiled in an incredibly kawaii way and started toddling around the room, but quickly
tripped over the now too large armor he was wearing. Frowning, he pulled all of it off, save for the
lavender shirt which looked like a dress on him. "Dat better!" He exclaimed, looking at himself in a
mirror on the wall. Seeing the scar on his cheek, he frowned again, and walked back over to Van. He
pointed a fat little finger at the scar. "You did." He accused.
Van nodded, a little nervous as to what the chibi would try to do. The boy's reaction certainly
surprised him.
Dilandau's lip trembled once more, and small tears coursed down his chubby cheeks. "You put a
boo-boo on my bootiful face."
The levels of cute were too much to resist. "I'm sorry!" Van said, his eyes tearing up as he
picked up the boy and held him in his arms. "I didn't mean to put a boo-bo-er…scar on your face."
"Bootiful face." Dilandau corrected.
Van nodded soothingly. "Beautiful face."
Folken was still staring at the tiny Dilandau. "It shouldn't have…how…not supposed to…no
idea…VAN! LOOK OUT!"
The chibi Dilandau had pulled out a long, wicked looking knife and was inches away from
shishkabobbing Van.
Van quickly threw the boy onto the couch and grabbed the knife away from him.
Dilandau pouted, crossing his little arms and scowling at Van. "Almost got 'em." He muttered to
himself.
Folken picked up the chibi, careful to use his metal arm in case the boy tried to bite him. He
placed Dilandau in front of the Super-duper-shrinker-dinker-ma-bob. "STAY." He ordered, going behind
the machine and reseting it. He pushed the button, and again Dilandau was enveloped in blue light.
Once the light was gone, a regular-sized Dilandau stood, blinking. And wearing a shirt that was
far too small now to cover him up fully. ((Author: Heheheh…)) He gave a little shreik and franically
attempted to cover himself. The Dragonslayers, who had been standing there stupidly for most of this fic,
hurriedly surrounded their leader to block him from view.
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT VAN!!!" Dilandau screeched, quickly backing out of the room,
the Dragonslayers still in their protective circle around him.
Folken looked thoughtful. "That wasn't exactly what I intended the machine to do, but…" He
shrugged. "It was certainly interesting…"
Author's Notes 2: If you guys liked it enough, I'll make a couple other chapters about the effects
of Folken's strange machine. ::evil grin:: I already have what it does to Folken in mind…heheh… Well,
please Read and Review!!
By Ginga!
Author's Note: I just couldn't resist this idea. The mental images I got from imagining this are just so
KAWAII!! ^_^
Folken stood in front of the small audience, which included Van, Allen, Hitomi, and Merle. He cleared
his throat, and motioned to the large object covered in a heavy cloth that was sitting to the right of him.
"My latest invention." He announced. "I call it my Super-duper-shrinker-dinker-ma-bob!" In one
dramatic movement, he ripped the covering off the machine to reveal his gadget. The audience oohed and
ahed, leaning closer for a better view of the contraption.
Hitomi looked at the machine curiously. "What does it do, Folken?"
Folken positioned himself behind the Super-duper-shrinker-dinker-ma-bob. "Well, when you aim
it at an object," He swiveled the end of the invetion around. "And press this button-"
Just then, Dilandau burst into the room, his Dragonslayers following closely. "Folken! How dare-
" He was cut off abruptly as a blue beam from Folken's Super-duper-shrinker-dinker-ma-bob shot out,
hitting the Dragonslayer captain and enveloping him.
"Dilandau-sama!!" The Dragonslayers shrieked, their eyes wide with fear for their leader.
The light soon faded away, leaving Dilandau, who had radically reduced in size.
"Kami-sama!" Van gasped. "He's a chibi!"
The tiny Dilandau looked around in bewilderment. "W-wha happened?"
Hitomi clamped her hands to the side of her head. "Too…cute…system…overload…too…cu-"
Her head exploded in a burst of flame, the rest of her closely following. Chibi Dilandau clapped his
chubby lil' hands together. "Go BOOM!" He cried gleefully.
Folken stood staring at the tiny captain of the Dragonslayers. "B-but…it…how…I…"
Dilandau turned his minute attentions to Merle, and quickly made his way over to her. "Kitty-
cat!" His small hands shot out and grabbed the cat-girl's tail, giving it a hearty tug.
Merle yowled, trying to tug her tail back out of the maniacal chibi's grasp. "Lemme go!!!"
Van managed to wrench the boy's hands off of Merle's tail, and the cat girl promptly bounded off,
hissing angrily. The fanelian king looked down sternly at Dilandau. "No! Bad! You don't pull Merle's
tail! Bad!"
The chibi's eyes grew large and watery, his lower lip trembling. "I sorry." He whimpered.
Van couldn't be angry at that face. "It's okay. Just don't do it again."
Dilandau smiled in an incredibly kawaii way and started toddling around the room, but quickly
tripped over the now too large armor he was wearing. Frowning, he pulled all of it off, save for the
lavender shirt which looked like a dress on him. "Dat better!" He exclaimed, looking at himself in a
mirror on the wall. Seeing the scar on his cheek, he frowned again, and walked back over to Van. He
pointed a fat little finger at the scar. "You did." He accused.
Van nodded, a little nervous as to what the chibi would try to do. The boy's reaction certainly
surprised him.
Dilandau's lip trembled once more, and small tears coursed down his chubby cheeks. "You put a
boo-boo on my bootiful face."
The levels of cute were too much to resist. "I'm sorry!" Van said, his eyes tearing up as he
picked up the boy and held him in his arms. "I didn't mean to put a boo-bo-er…scar on your face."
"Bootiful face." Dilandau corrected.
Van nodded soothingly. "Beautiful face."
Folken was still staring at the tiny Dilandau. "It shouldn't have…how…not supposed to…no
idea…VAN! LOOK OUT!"
The chibi Dilandau had pulled out a long, wicked looking knife and was inches away from
shishkabobbing Van.
Van quickly threw the boy onto the couch and grabbed the knife away from him.
Dilandau pouted, crossing his little arms and scowling at Van. "Almost got 'em." He muttered to
himself.
Folken picked up the chibi, careful to use his metal arm in case the boy tried to bite him. He
placed Dilandau in front of the Super-duper-shrinker-dinker-ma-bob. "STAY." He ordered, going behind
the machine and reseting it. He pushed the button, and again Dilandau was enveloped in blue light.
Once the light was gone, a regular-sized Dilandau stood, blinking. And wearing a shirt that was
far too small now to cover him up fully. ((Author: Heheheh…)) He gave a little shreik and franically
attempted to cover himself. The Dragonslayers, who had been standing there stupidly for most of this fic,
hurriedly surrounded their leader to block him from view.
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT VAN!!!" Dilandau screeched, quickly backing out of the room,
the Dragonslayers still in their protective circle around him.
Folken looked thoughtful. "That wasn't exactly what I intended the machine to do, but…" He
shrugged. "It was certainly interesting…"
Author's Notes 2: If you guys liked it enough, I'll make a couple other chapters about the effects
of Folken's strange machine. ::evil grin:: I already have what it does to Folken in mind…heheh… Well,
please Read and Review!!