All rights go to Disney. Warning: Story contains nudity and "going #2". Enjoy.
Tarzan was swinging though the jungle while yelling his iconic jungle call. Once he was tired of swinging on the vines, he jumped down feet first on the ground. Tarzan lived his entire life in the jungle. He was raised by gorillas and hanged out with his fellow animal friends. The only article of clothing he wore was a loincloth, which means he was mostly exposed. He was told to wear a loincloth, because his body was different from the other animals and his privates were more noticeable. Just last year, Tarzan met the love of his life Jane Porter. The eventually married (albeit unofficially) and living happily together.
After Tarzan landed on the ground, he felt something strange in his stomach. "Something's wrong, I think I have to release the brown stuff." said Tarzan. Tarzan never told Jane about how he went to the bathroom, because he thought it wasn't important. Jane assumed he just went anywhere, because there weren't exactly any toilets around the jungle. Tarzan then looked around the jungle to find the perfect spot to do his business. Once he did, he looked around to make sure no one was coming by. He didn't want his friends to see him and he especially didn't want predators to try and attack him. Tarzan digged a hole that was deep enough to full it with "brown stuff". He did this, because once he was done, he can bury it and make sure no one accidently stepped in it. He then took off his loincloth, that way it didn't get dirty, and sat down on the hole.
Once he did, he let it all out and it felt great. Little did he know, Jane was watching him from a distance, fascinated by what she saw. Normally she would be beyond disgusted, but she understood why Tarzan went to the bathroom the way he did. It's not like he had a lot of options. While Tarzan was in the middle of his business, Jane went up to him and Tarzan's face was a red as tomato. "So, this is how you use a toilet." said Jane. Tarzan, who was completely embarrassed, said "This is how I get the brown stuff out of my body. You're probably disgusted with me." "No, not at all. I was just curious that's all. I'm surprised you would set it up like this, instead of going wherever you wanted." said Jane. Once Tarzan was finished, he got up from the spot and put his loincloth back on. "Hmmm. You know if we ever go to London, I think I need to teach how to properly use a toilet." said Jane. Tarzan asked "Okay, so when can you show me?" "I guess I can teach you tomorrow." said Jane. "Sounds good." said Tarzan.
The end.
Hope you all enjoyed that story. I set the story up for a sequel and I will write it as soon as possible, but until then, I hope you all have a wonderful day. Bye for now.