A Bloody Winters Tale

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Niklaus the cursed hybrid

Had a tail and werewolf fangs

And a pair of gold eyes

And he kept his family in vans

All of the other Originals

Called him Freak and dear step dad

Was content to call him Boy

Thus' poor little Nik grew sad

Then a day or two later

Nik and Rik snuck out

With werewolves on his mind

Henrick got his chest torn out

Well, that didn't half make Esther pout.

Then one crappy, shitty eve

Mikael came to say

"I'm gonna feed you all some bloody wine, then I'm gonna stab you in the heart tonight."

And the Originals were born

And Mikael found out his wife was a whore

So dear daddy

Decided to hunt down Niklaus

With his wife he couldn't be arsed

Papa Original went on a rampage

But not before Esther was missing a heart

So the three little orphan Vikings

Took each others hand and said-

"Together, always and forever. God help whoever stands in our way."

But then things took a turn for the worse-

Elijah got bad hair and didn't look quite so dashing

Mikael found spray tan

Rebekah got shoved in a coffin

And Kol and Finn are still in there

And so, Niklaus the cursed hybrid

What a bloody life you have!

So, something that popped into my head while chatting on Twitter with a friend:') hope you like, and to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Raindeer... LMAO! I'm no poetry master, so sorry it's rubbishXD Reviews much loved x Nic