Whenever this song comes on the radio I like to insert these lyrics. It goes to the tune of "Flag Pole Sitta" by a band whose name escapes me. I just had a weird urge to write this so bear with me. It's now called "Yeerk Pool Escapa" Enjoy!
I had visions that I was looking into the mirror
To see a little bit clearer
The rotten evil thingy in me.
Couldn't reach my fingertips or memories
Cuz something's controlling my body
Something really naughty
That's also very hard to see
You can look but it'll never work
Oh I'm not sick but I'm not well
The Yeerk pool's hot
Because it's Hellllllll!!!
Been around the world and found
that only stupid Yeerks are breeding
Those Cretans controlling and feeding
And I don't even own a shredder
Put me in the Sharing for friends
but then they had to commit me
I told them all they were crazy
They've cut off my pulses
Now I'm a human-controllee God damn you!
Ahhhh! I'm not sick but I'm not well
The Yeerk pool's hot
because it's Helllllllll!!!
Ahhhh! I'm not sick but I'm not well
And it's a sin
they live so well.
Iiiiiiiiiiii want to make a public scene
and destroy all their machines
I wanna escape this place
It would kinda hurt but then I'd be fine
I want my own mind
and be free all of the time
They take my mind
They take my mind
Miiiiiiiiind
Miiiiiiiiiind
Yeerkanoia! Yeerkanoia!
Visser 3 is comin to get me!
Just say you never met me!
I running out from that underground hole
To free my soul
Hear his though-speak in my head
I swear to god
It sounds like he's roaring
But if you don't believe, you're boring
The agony and the tyranny
They're enslaving me whoa!
Ahhhh! I'm not sick but I'm not well
The Yeerk pool's hot
Because it's Hellllllllll!!!
Ahhhh! I'm not sick but I'm not well
And it's a sin.
They live so wellll!!!!
Well thanx for listening.
Lenalaye