A/N-This an an alternative universe, I don't own Detrick Cyrus which is owned by The Lucha Warrior, nor do I own Katrina Love which is owned by the lovely xXxShonxXX, so you can enter this story as possible bounties or hostages or civilians, it's up to you, and they may be some WWE Superstars/Divas that may appear as bounties so let's get this show on the road!"
Detrick's P.O.V.
"I quickly grasp the wheel of my REALLY, REALLY old 1928 Delta Car (Well actually, it isn't my car, it belongs to the pizzeria), as I sped towards Mr. Wong's Pizzeria."
I then quickly tried to open the car door but it's stuck.
Detrick-"Uh! You've got to be kidding me!"
I tried to open the door a second time but it still won't budge.
Detrick-"Ah! I hate this piece of crap!"
I then punch the steering wheel.
I then crawled over to the passenger seat and open the door.
I quickly got out of the car, and slam the door.
I then quickly run into Mr. Wong's Pizzeria.
Man-"Late again, Mr. Cyrus."
Detrick-"I'm sorry, Mr. Wong-Chan."
"I then turn towards the counter and stare into my boss's evil, deadly, sinister, ruthless, vile, disgusting…well I'm sort of over-exaggerating that, you see the thing is, my boss is a giant, pain in my ass but since I need the work, guess I have no choice but the moment, I quit, I'm going to give him a giant right hook right across his….."
Wong-Chan-"Mr. Cyrus!"
"Crap."
Detrick-"Sorry about that, Mr. Wong."
Wong-Chan-"Mr. Wong-Chan!"
Detrick-"Mr. Wong-Chan."
Wong-"Good, very good. You open your eyes and pay attention, then you'll make it far in this business, kid."
Detrick-"OK, well what were you talking about then?"
Wong-Chan-"Oh, I was docking pay from your paycheck."
Detrick-"Are you serious?!,"
Wong-Chan-"Are you yelling in my restaurant?"
"Yes, because you suck!"
Detrick-"No Mr. Wong-Chan."
Mr. Wong-Chan then walks from the counter and into the diner hall and right next to me and slowly wraps his arm around me.
"If this guy doesn't get his arm off of me in 12 seconds, I'm going to break it off."
Wong-Chan-"Mr. Cyrus…..I know you're trying your best to make it here but business isn't doing as well as it should be, so I got something very special for you."
Detrick-"What is it, a raise?"
Wong-Chan-"No, you see that delivery car, that very classy 1928 Delta, that you drive to work every day?"
Detrick-"Oh, you mean that piece of crap…I mean very valuable, vintage car, yeah what about it?"
Wong-Chan-"It's yours now."
"Ha-Ha-Ha! This has got to be a joke!"
Detrick-"You're kidding right?"
Wong-Chan-"No, Mr. Cyrus, it's yours, now I got a few deliveries for you to make."
Detrick-"Alright, how many?"
Wong-Chan-"10."
Detrick-"10 deliveries?!"
Wong-Chan-"In 15 minutes or less."
Detrick-"How in the hell will I do that?!"
Wong-Chan-"You will because for every pizza that comes free, I dock 10% from your paycheck."
Detrick-"What?!"
Wong-Chan-"See, there's the motivation, I want to see, perfect! Make me proud!"
Mr. Wong-Chan then walks off to the back of the restaurant.
Detrick-"Ass-Clown."
Mr. Wong-Chan-"I heard that!"
Detrick-"How the hell did he?...Oh, screw it."
As I go to leave, the other workers quickly stuff the 10 pizza boxes in my hand.
Detrick-"I'm screwed."
Detrick's P.O.V ends.
Eddie's P.O.V
Eddie-"Alright, this is a big moment for me, I ready to do this…..Be The Chicken, B-E The Chicken."
I said into the mirror as I appeared, wearing a bright yellow chicken suit.
Just then the Football Coach bursts through the locker room door.
Coach-"Hey, Chicken, you're ready?!"
Eddie-"More ready than ever."
Coach-"Well, good. Hurry up!"
The Coach then slams the door back.
Eddie-"Ugh, I hate this job."
I then quickly put on the chicken head and walk out the door.
Eddie-"BAWK! BAWK! BAWK!"
Yep, I was a mascot for the Little League Mighty Chicken Wings….Christ.
As I was doing the chicken, I notice a little kid walking towards me.
Eddie-"Bawk! What can I do for you, kid?"
Kid-"You Suck!"
The kid then kicks me in the shin.
Eddie-"Ow! You little…!"
I quickly grab a baseball and throw it near the kid but the ball overshots and hits the pitcher of my team, causing the other team to win, Uh-Oh.
Coach-"Who the hell did that?!"
Kid-"The Chicken did!"
Coach-"GET HIM! HE"S GOING TO BE FRIED CHICKEN!"
The entire team charges after me with baseball bats as I take off the chicken head and tosses it to the kids and run like H.E.L.L
Eddie-"AAH!"
I then leap over the fence while the other kids chase me.
Detrick's P.O.V.
I had just done my 9th delivery when I climb into my car while I see what looks to be…Oh, boy.
Eddie-"Ah! Help! Somebody help!, GET those damn demon kids!"
I quickly climb through the passenger seat and into the driver's seat as I saw Eddie running.
Eddie-"D!, D, help!"
I then see Eddie quickly tried to leap through the open window, except it wasn't OPEN,
BAM! Eddie collides head first against the window.
Detrick-"Ooh! Come on, Eddie!"
I then looked to see a group of kids start charging for the car.
Detrick-"Oh, no…Eddie get in here."
Eddie then quickly gets into the car, as the kids begins to pound the old Delta with the bats.
Eddie-"Whew, thanks Cuzzo."
Detrick-"No problem, let's get the hell away from these demons!"
I quickly stepped on the gas and nothing goes.
Eddie-"What's with the car?"
Detrick-"No, No, No!"
I then tried to press on the gas again and nothing works again…You've got to be kidding!
Detrick-"Damn!"
I then elbow the door which then breaks off.
Detrick/Eddie-"Oh, no."
Coach-Get them!"
The kids quickly swarm into the Delta and attacks me and Eddie.
Later On.
I walk back with a pack of ice and passes it to Eddie, who places it on his head.
Eddie-"Thanks, man, those damn demon kids, there were so many of them….but at least I finally got rid of that damn chicken suit."
Detrick-"Yeah but that means one less job for us."
Eddie-"Yeah by the way, you talked to Wong-Chan about the car?"
Detrick-"Yep. Fired."
Eddie-"Damn, well we might as well check on "Trina."
Detrick-'Yeah, I can't wait to see her misery."
Katrina's P.O.V.
Ugh, I hate these damn job, I mean, look at this outfit that I'm wearing, it's stinks and I hate wearing this stupid-ass duck hat, it's ruining my hair, just then the Manager walks up to me.
Manager-"Um, Katrina, you needed up in the counter."
Katrina-"Alright."
Manager-"And um, Ms. Love, don't forget to….QUACK!"
Lord, please strike me down now.
Then with my head lowered, I quickly walk up to the front counter.
Katrina-"Welcome to Quacky's World, How may I take your order,,,,QUACK?!"
Voice-"Can you quack us up, a burger and fries?"
I then look up to see my favorite cousins, Detrick and Eddie.
Katrina-"Oh! Thank God, it's you guys!"
I then roll my eyes as Detrick and Eddie both begin to laugh uncontrollably.
Katrina-"What is so funny?!"
Detrick-"Look at your uniform!"
Eddie-"You look like a freaking farmer! And that hat may be an improvement, actually."
I then take off my duck hat and struck Eddie in the head with it.
Eddie-"Ow, no need to be so violent."
Katrina-"Well, stop with the insults….Chicken."
Eddie-"Former chicken."
Detrick-"Guys, guys stop arguing!"
Manager-"Um, Katrina?"
Katrina-"Uh!"
Eddie-"See what the manager wants, duck face!"
Katrina-"Shut Up!"
Manager-"Ms. Love!"
Katrina-"Coming!"
I then roll my eyes and walks to the manager.
Detrick-"Must you always pick a fight with her?"
Eddie-"Hmm…Yes because it's worth it and actually funny."
Katrina-"Yes, sir."
Manager-"Yeah, um the men's room is clogged up and I may need you to unclog it, please."
Oh, hell….no!
Katrina-"That's it, no, no, no! I quit, screw this place, Now Quack about that!"
I then took my ugly duck hat off and slap the manager with it.
Katrina-"Girl, bye."
Katrina then walks out of the door.
Eddie-"Hey, what about my food?"
Detrick-"Let's just go man."
Eddie-"Alright."
Detrick and Eddie follow Katrina out of Quacky's World.
A/N-"And that's the backstory to Bounty Hunters, I hope you all enjoyed it and sorry for the long break but I am back and ready to do more fun and entertaining stories and until next time, I'll see you guys when I'll see you guys!"
Peace
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