Admiral Parangosky's Christmas

by ShapeShiftersandFire

It's only a couple weeks before Christmas, and once again it doesn't look like Margaret Parangosky is going to be finding anything under her tree this year.

I broke my cane on Halsey's head
Somebody snitched on me
I hid the Flood in Osman's bed
Somebody snitched on me
I dumped bombs on 'Mdama's thugs
Slapped people who gave me hugs
Finally pulled Irena's plugs
Somebody snitched on me

So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Terrence and Arby are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

I put a tack on Glassman's chair
Somebody snitched on me
I tied a knot in Lian's hair
Somebody snitched on me
I did a dance on 'Telcam's plants
Made Sangheili shit their pants
Filled Naomi's suit with ants
Somebody snitched on me

So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Terrence and Arby are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

I won't be seeing Santa Claus
Somebody snitched on me
I doubt he'll visit me because
Somebody snitched on me
You'd think that I'd be going straight
You'd think that I'd be good, too late
Why start now, 'cause death won't wait
Somebody snitched on me