Hey guys! This is my first South Park story! I watch it all the time, I love the couple: Stan and Kyle! They are so cute! Enjoy!

Kyle's Pov

"Hey Fat-ass." I yelled at our "Best friend" Eric while he walked over to our stop for the bus. "I'm not Fat!" Eric yelled getting mad at me. I laughed and saw Kenny and Stan coming over, Kenny was laughing and Stan had a blush on his cheeks

."What's wrong?" I asked my super best friend Stan. Stan didn't answer, he just looked away and Kenny was still on the floor laughing

. "What's so funny asshole?" Eric asked kicking Kenny. Stan was still blushing but didn't talk

, We tried to get him to talk but he didsn't talk, I stopped and we saw the bus come, I smiled in relief and jumped on the bus, I sat next to Stan and we both played our game that we played since we were very little and when Shelly was nice.

She was nice once still her boyfriend broke up with her. "Kyle?" I heard Eric yell, I rolled my eyes and looked at him. "You're a stupid Jew!" Eric yelled laughing, I flicked him off and turned to Stan. He was buzy playing the game to notice me, After a while,

Everyone fell to the left of the bus and we all moaned. We got off and I saw Stacy, my crush I never told anyone but now I can finally ask her out, I rush over and saw her putting her stuff up in her locker. "Hey Stacy." I said smooth.

She turned around and smiled at me, I smiled back and sighed.

"Wanna go out?" I asked. Stacy stared at me and messed with her hair.

"Sorry no." Stacy said.

"Why not?" I asked real fast.

"Well Stan will get mad!" Stacy said.

"Oh your dating him." I said in shocked.

"Wait..your not dating him?" Stacy said covering her mouth.

"Why the hell would I go out with my best friend!" I yelled at her.

"Calm down, everyone thinks you guys like each other." Stacy said smiling.

"We do not!" I yelled again.

"Calm your Jew ass down." Stacy ordered.

"Why would you think that?" I asked calming down.

"Everyone knows you both like each other, its so clear." Stacy said doing a fan girl scream.

"SHUT UP BITCH!" I yelled leaving.

I don't like like Stan! Right?

This story is for my best friend and kinda friend, everyone knows they like eachother but they are too stupid to see that! Any help to get them together? Plz help!