Hello Dream-biscuit here. Sorry I haven't been online in a long time, it has been a hard time for me lately. I'd like to take this time to acknowledge my father, Simeon, who passed away on October 25, 2006 (No I'm not old, I am still teenager) I am also still deciding if I will continue Sunny Days in Konoha. Well here is my new story, N and S Know! Starring, Uzumaki Naruto, and Uchiha Sasuke; with a guest appearance from the heiress of the Hyuga family, Hyuga Hinata.
Disclaimer-I only own Naruto and his assorted friends in my dreams
Contest-I have a few quotes from an old show right here, and the first person who gives can tell me the show's name and/or the two characters' names, I'll grant that person one wish that is within my Fanfic power.
THE QUOTES:
Who loves orange soda?
Kel loves orange soda!
Is it true?
Mmm-hmm! I do, I do, I do-ooo!
Aww, her it goes!
I just gave you a hint right there, so let's see who will win!
Here's the story!
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(Loud clapping and cheering from the studio audience can be seen and heard as the camera pans over the audience. The camera finally stops viewing on the unimportant people and zooms in on the hosts of the N and S Knows, Nick, and Sarah! Nah! I'm just messing with you, it's Naruto and Sasuke!
"Hey everybody, I'm Naruto; you may remember me from such animes such as: Naruto from Naruto, and, uhhh... well...that's kinda it."
"Yo losers, I'm Uchiha Sasuke, and you probably remember me from the animes Naruto and Bleach."
"Sasuke, one, why do you have to be such a moody, miserable bastard all the time, and two, I watch Bleach, and I don't see you there."
"In that order, I'm EMO, and I play Uryuu Ishida."
"But you don't look like..."
"That is the miracle of makeup, CG effects, and badass acting skills" said Sasuke smugly
"Okay...moving on; today on N and S Know, we're going to talk about the mystery of Hinata's blush!"
(The crowd oooohhhhhhhhssss in delight)
"Sasuke, why do you think Hinata blushes a lot; whenever I look at her she's as red as a ripe tomato."
(The crowd giggles at Naruto's ignorance)
"Well dumb shit, the reason Hinata blushes every time you see her is quite simple."
"Oh, well if you know than tell me asshole!"
"The reason is..."
(The crowd leans in as Sasuke tells Naruto the truth)
"The reason is... Hinata's a pervert!"
(The crowd roars in excited happiness as they think that's the truth behind Hinata's blush too.)
"What? Why do you think that Sasuke?"
"Use your head for once idiot, with the Byakugun, she can look into any guys' pants and check out their package."
"But why don't I see Neji blush, Sasuke?"
"Naruto, you're a guy, of course you don't see him blush, Neji may have long hair, but he ain't a bender. Besides Neji is way too EMO to blush at girls' "things," trust me, I'm EMO too.
"Really Sasuke, I thought you don't blush in front of girls because you're a queer!"
"Fuck you, you dumbass wanker!
Naruto and Sasuke looked like they were going to fight right there and now. Some of the female members of the group, (and some guys) encouraged the fight, commanding the boys to rip each other's clothes off during the fight (for obvious reasons).
Thankfully (or sadly for some people) the heiress of the Hyuga family stopped the fight.
"Excuse me" said Hinata softly. "I'd just like to say that I'm not a pervert."
"Oh don't lie, everybody knows that it's the truth" said Sasuke sticking to his claim.
"But, I'm really not" replied Hinata.
"Come on Sasuke, give the girl a chance to defend herself." said Naruto.
"Naruto..." and as we all would have guessed, Hinata blushed redder than a juicy apple.
"See Naruto, Hinata is a perv!" said Sasuke trying to prove his point
"Hinata, please tell us, why do you blush so much?" asked Naruto moving towards Hinata.
Hinata looked straight at the ground.
"Well...I...I..."
When Hinata looked up to tell Naruto the truth, the first things her shy, little brain registered, was that Naruto was staring at her in the face only two inches away with such an intensity (clearly Naruto doesn't know the term, "personal space"). Not to mention there was a huge amount of people in the crowd, and a lot (hopefully) of people reading this Fanfic. This caused her sensitive brain to switch to defense mode, thus causing her to pass out as usual.
"Well there you have it folks, Hinata is a perv, I'm always right, and it's the end of the show, SO GET THE FUCK OUT!"
(The crowd exited the studio, happy because of the show, yet angry that Sasuke shooed them out)
Naruto just stood there and sighed.
"Yo, what's your problem; the shows over, time to leave and get on with our miserable lives."
"I'm kinda disappointed..." said Naruto sadly.
"Why, I thought it was a successful pilot episode."
"No it's not that, it's just..."
"Just what!?" said Sasuke annoyed that Naruto was stealing his "moody, miserable bastard shtick."
"I'm just disappointed that Hinata is a perv...I kinda liked her."
"Meh, don't worry man, there's plenty more fish in the sea. If you want, I can give you one of my fan girls!" said Sasuke both gloating and trying to comfort his best friend.
"No thanks..." said Naruto still depressed.
"How about I buy you a couple of drinks?"
"But we're minors, we can't drink!"
"Dude, we're celebrities, we can get away with all kinds of shit!" said Sasuke with (this going to be hard to believe) a smile.
Naruto smiled back accepting his friend's invitation.
"Can we bring Hinata back to her mansion first though?" said Naruto slinging the passed out Hinata onto his back.
"Sure buddy."
"The two (three if you count Hinata) walked off to the sunset.
"Thanks Sasuke."
"You're welcome, just don't get used to it"
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Author's note: Wow I was just thinking to end it after Sasuke tells all the people to fuck off, but I just had to have a NarutoxHinata moment. It also gave me a chance to show Naruto and Sasuke's "best friend vibe". Well hope you enjoyed, I'm glad to be back. Don't forget about the contest! Tell me what you think about this story so far... (If I decide to continue this) If you don't watch the anime Bleach, check it, you might like it, and the main character looks like a certain someone, and you may find the VA for Uryuu Ishida sounds very familiar. If you're a newcomer, try reading my other story Sunny Days in Konoha. Please bear with me in certain chapters; it is my first Fanfic. Well see you next time everybody.