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Chapter 1.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik)(What is goffik? Is that a type of disease?) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) (GOSH YOU PREPPY PERVS!) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. (APPARENTLY! She did NOT help you enough!)U rok! (AND I ROLL!) Justin (CURE THE BIEBER FEVER!) ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! (If you are depressed, how are you in love o.O) MCR ROX!
Hi (Hola!) my name is Ebony Dark'ness (And I am Ivory Light'ness!)Dementia (My friend's granny called Cynthia Demona once! They sound a like :D)Raven (PSYCHIC!) Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) (Really? I was born bald then I got red hair but my parents didn't name me Red) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears (Ummm what?) and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). (Darn it! We're stuck here….)I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. (My incest senses are tingling!) I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. (Seriously? YOU ARE NO REAL VAMPIRE! REAL VAMPIRES HAVE PURPLE CURVY TEETH!)I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, (NO! NO YOU ARE NOT!) and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England. (Scotland, honestly, how can you go to a school and NOT know where it is!)where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen) (SHE KNOWS HER AGE! I thought she was 11 and in 7th year). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) (You aren't a goth! You are a GOFF!) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example (AND SO IT BEGINS!)today I was wearing a black corset with m atching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets (Says the girl who hates pink….) and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, (You should tone down on the makeup, or you'll look like you're thirty by next year!) black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining (I think the correct name for it is sleet..) so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. (Aren't you a cheery one?) A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. (You have a way with people, Ebooby.)
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy! (Wait…if this is 7th year…. DRACO WASN'T HERE YOU DIMWIT!)
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
(A floating piano that drops on Ebooby's head? No? Damn.)
"Nothing." he said shyly. (Shy? SHY? Apparently you don't know the characters too well! This is Draco Malfoy we are talking about! DON'T RUIN CYNTHIA AND ARIEL'S AMAZING BOUNCING FERRET!)
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. (You have friends?)
AN: IS it good? (Do you want the truth? Or we can lie… YOU PICK!) PLZ tell me fangz!